A couple days ago we posted a video of a cat who masterfully played dead in order to avoid the basic function of walking. And today we came across yet another pet who resisted the same mammalian need. For all we know it could be a winter malaise. Or maybe he was just being dragged to a matinée of Mordecai.
UPDATE: According to a source close to the dog, it's been behaving this way since its helicopter was shot down over Iraq in 2003. Thanks for the info, Brian Williams.