Love hurts, especially when your love is rejected on a Crash Team Racing live-stream.
That zoom in on his sad, sad face at the end makes us so, so happy.
We just feel bad for the guy in the middle. It doesn't look like he'll be getting any action from either of them after that. Although, let's be honest, none of these guys were going to get any action no matter what. They're at a Crash Team Racing live stream. That's a modern day chastity belt. I mean, maybe if it was Mario Kart...