Watch Papa John Make Online Pizza Ordering Look Awkward

This is supposed to convince us to buy pizza, but we're just sitting her cringing.

By Soup Staff Jan 12, 2015 6:52 PMTags

Have you ever ordered a pizza online? Until recently Papa John himself hadn't but thanks to an awkward, catchphrase-filled afternoon internet sesh with his son Bo John, he finally has. In the words of the man himself, "Make it happen, cap'n."

So what have we learned? Three things. 1) Papa John and Bo are an absolutely electric on screen duo. 2) Being "High tech, high pizza" is a thing and 3) Papa John lives in a gigantic mansion with a snarling, bronze dragon in the foyer. Thank you, pizza.