BREAKING NEWS: I Need a Tissue

Can someone get her a tissue?

By Soup Staff Jan 09, 2015 7:04 PMTags

A large portion of the US is in a super deep freeze. It's so cold that if you were to throw a water balloon out of your front door, when it hit the ground it would break open and scream, "Got damn, it's cold as f********k," and then instantly freeze. It's that cold.

For most of us temperatures like that would mean a lot of time in doors, on the couch, watching old childhood movies and wondering when everything went wrong. Unfortunately, there are some of us that have to be outside in the freezing cold to work. Airport baggage handlers, police, firemen and of course on the scene reporters. If you happen to have one of these jobs please dress appropriately so that this doesn't happen to you.

Someone please get her a hat. And a tissue…actually make it a towel. I think we're past tissue at this point.