Hock a Bieber

Just because it looks like Biebs is spitting on fans doesn't mean he is.

By TIM JENNINGS Jul 31, 2013 8:28 PMTags

Earlier this week a photo of Justine Bieber (that's the French pronunciation) allegedly hocking a big old loogie onto his adoring fans from a balcony hit the internet like said loogie hitting said fans.

Of course, Justin claims this is nothing more than a cruel photoshop prank and we totally biebliebe him. The truth is, although it absolutely looks like the Biebs was literally spitting in the faces of his fans, there are any number of other activities that would cause one to purse their lips in that fashion.

For instance, maybe he was taking a sip off a cool, delicious beverage.

Perhaps he was involved in a belated/early birthday celebration.

Maybe he and his friend with the sh*t eating grin next to him were wowwing the crowd below with some street magic.

Or maybe, just maybe he was simply defending Daenerys Targaryen against warlocks.

Yeah. That was probably it.