No not you. No, not you either. Or that guy driving the Probe, or that woman scratching herself. Yeah, the one over there. By the ice cream truck.
There you are. Finally! You're the one we're talking about. Craig and Joel are doing it all for you tonight, so you better watch.
Anyway, catch Joel on The Late Show with Craig Ferguson on CBS tonight (well, technically tomorrow) at 12:30 a.m. ET/PT.