On Sunday's episode of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami, Kim and Kourtney competed over who could run faster, who could pack better, and whose vajayjay smelled better after a week of drinking pineapple juice.
Meanwhile, Khloe Kardashian Odom was tagged to be the judge, even while she was busy hosting The X Factor. As for Scott Disick, well...he had other plans for the week.
WHAT WE LEARNED
Lords Party Too: When the sisters head off to London for a Kardashian Kollection launch, Scott decides to have a little "alone time" at the house. And by "alone time," he means throwing a huge lord party, complete with Elizabethan clothes, a jester, and a British butler. But at the end of the day, Scott really just wants to spend time with his family.
Pineapple Binge: Kim was being extra competitive with Kourtney this week over everything, including whose vagina smells better. That brought on the "vajayjay smell-off," in which Kim and Kourtney consumed as much pineapple juice as they could before subjecting poor Khloe to a "sniff test." Kim won by a small margin. A trophy of some kind is in order, don't you think?
Kover Up, Khloe: Khloe got some big news in this week's episode: she got the job to host The X Factor! Of course she was excited, but that excitement turned to stress when her first week went badly. To top it all off, her first live appearance was punctuated by her nipple, which was standing at attention on national television! Luckily, things went much better the next week...and Khloe's nipples stayed hidden away.
"I just want to tighten and tone my p***, that's all"—Khloe
"I never thought I'd be in a family that has more kids than a small country"—Scott
"Now you're being cute. I don't like that, you're supposed to be mean"—Scott
"I don't know how I get pulled into this stuff"—Khloe
"I love you baby, I want more than that"—Scott
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