Well, we mostly know what the lovebirds were doing, anyway. That's because our gal-pal Tweeted her way through their date night on Saturday.
"Trying to take a pic of us in a moving far [sic] is not so easy! LOL" the E! star shared.
The couple took in some theatre and checked out The Book of Mormon while out in New York City, drank peach bubbly and wore matching bling, natch.
"His & Hers," Kim Tweeted.
The pair also played on a yacht, took Instagrams with friends and eventually ran into Kim's BFF Jonathan Cheban while out on a stroll.
"Took a stroll lnite w my boyfriend & ran into my BFF @jonathancheban #LoveRandomMoments"
The date night was so epic that the next day required the following: "Sunglasses & Advil...last night was mad trill." Or was Kim just quoting lyrics from Kanye's "No Church In The Wild"?
We can't be too sure, but one things for certain—life imitates art when you're Kimye and we bet this couple is seeing all of the lights all of the time.
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