Beyoncé's bathmat makes a great train!
When in doubt, skin a peacock—right, Evan Rachel Wood?
High fashion or is Jessica Biel about to swan out on us?
The real victims of this outfit are the poor puppies Lady Gaga had to skin to make it.
Shhh! Be very quiet or else you'll scare this rare blue Rita Ora ostrich away!
Diane Kruger couldn't decide which bird to be, so she's wearing them all!
No one invites Cheryl Cole to red carpet events, so she brought the rug with her.
Rihanna looks like our Grandma Eunice. On a bad day.
Just when you thought Christina Aguilera couldn't get any trashier...This happens.
The Mother Monster strikes again. Seriously, we'd like to find the fabric Lady Gaga won't wear.