There's definitely a "knight in shining armor" joke to be made here, but that doesn't detract from this absolutely stunning style on Taylor Swift. The Gucci gown is that perfect balance of simple shape and jaw-dropping fabric meaning Tay-Tay rules the red carpet once again.
Ciara's gold Grammys garb may be giving Olivia Wilde's green Golden Globes stunner a run for its money. The custom Emilio Pucci is absolute perfection, but the R&B beauty's perfect skin, hair and make-up certainly help.
Paula Patton is wearing what Katy Perry should have picked! This lion-themed black-and-white stunner represents everything we love about the Grammys. It's two parts sexy and one part totally insane!
The fact that her son dressed her is about the only excuse we'll allow Madonna for this Dick Tracy-inspired Ralph Lauren suit. That said, little David's chic fashion taste prove he was raised by the original Material Girl.
Note to future Grammy first-timers: Kacey Musgraves is providing a living lesson in how to dress for your first red carpet walk. This Armani Prive gown hugs her petite frame perfectly while making her look like a stunning futuristic fairy!
Given how good she looks in this scarlet shade, Pink may want to change her name to RED! We give her Johanna Johnson dress high marks for stunning shape, simple detail and a nicely placed front slit! The punk rocker is officially among of favorites of the night.
Did someone tell Zandaya that she was headed to the Country Music Awards? We can't understand why else the youngin' would show up in a Texas-inspired top and blue button-up skirt. She's better dressed for a ho-down than a hot red carpet.
FYI: park ranger chic is the new dope was to dress, if Pharrell Williams' hat is any indication. We wish he added a bit more style to the rest of her look, but the brown head topper is all we're paying attention to any way. Congrats to the hot chart topper for being the only man to make our must-discuss list!
Alicia Keys knows how to flaunt her figure, and by figure we mean cleavage. This electric blue body-hugger is about as plunging as they come, but all her pieces are staying in place thanks to the structure of the sexy design.
What will Blake Shelton do if Miranda Lambert's ta-ta's slips out? We're dying to know, but chances are the country darling has that scarlet dress strapped in nice and tight. You don't wear a plunging stunner like that without a whole mess of fashion tape.
Why do we feel like we've seen Ariana Grande in this exact same dress before? Is it because the Dolce & Gabbana ball gown really is similar to her red carpet style, or is it because she wears her hair in that exact same half-up with every single dress?
We've heard of rose gold, but is Rita Ora's sparkly frock more of a grassy metallic shade? We can't say, but the British beauty's Lanvin sparkler is still less edgy than we'd expect from the typically wild-attired celeb.
She's not even a music artist and yet Chrissy Teigen (aka Mrs. John Legend) is among our best dressed! This gold Johanna Johnson sparkler shows off all the right assets of the supermodel's body, and by that we mean he perfect boobs.
This is what we call taking a theme way too far. Katy Perry may love hitting a high note, and this may be music's big night, but her Valentino stunner is too much costume and not enough couture.
Did Paris Hilton steal this white lace number from her mom's closet of extra wedding dresses? Between the high-neck and long-sleeves, this piece looks like it belongs at a little white wedding chapel in Vegas, in 1989...
Martina McBride is way better dressed to walk her daughter down the aisle than her self down the Grammys red carpet. The navy column is about as basic as they come. Here's hoping she doesn't dress this boring if she actually ends up an MOB.
Colbie Caillat has come a long way from her breezy, hippie days. This lace-topped Ezra Santos scarlet stunner is that perfect combo of sophisticated (thanks to the high neck) and sexy (thanks to the giant side slit across the front).
We've seen many a pantsuits on the Grammys carpet, but Chrisette Michele's scribbled-on style is still an original. It kind of reminds us of the doodles we'd cover our notebooks with on a boring day in math class!
Was Bonnie McKee going for a red, white and blue-themed thing? If so, we support the patriotism. If not, the off-navy clashes with her neon fire hair, and we expected something far more outrageous than this strapless Randa Salamoun gown.
Looks like Tamar Braxton is trying to do sister Toni proud. The "Love and War" singer's red stunner fits like a glove highlighting every perfect curve and giving very new meaning to Braxton Family Values.
Why is that awkward red strap situation on Fantasia Barrino's otherwise gorgeous Grammys dress? We hope we're not insulting some kind of VIP badge, or worse yet, a medical device, which are the only two excuses to destroy this sweet and sophisticated lace gown.
Apparently Sarah Hyland saves the good looks for the TV red carpets. The Modern Family star's two-tone Emilio Pucci mini is a style snooze fest.
If we've said it once, we've said it a million times: never chose a dress that makes you look like you're wearing a second layer of skin! Apparently Skylar Grey hasn't been reading our past red carpet coverage because this nude leather Michael Costello situation is among the worst offenses we've ever seen.