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Diane Kruger, Joshua Jackson

Angela Weiss/Getty Images for The Lourdes Foundation

We guess there are weirder "celebrity couples" to base your fashions around, but Diane Kruger and Joshua Jackson would have been way better off copying Becks and Posh or Brangelina.

Yes, The Bridge star and the Fringe actor were dressing conservatively to meet the Dalai Lama, but even a Buddhist monk has better fashion sense than the two miserable farmers in the American Gothic painting!

Obviously the German beauty is dressed far more fashionably than her older, sadder counterpart, but the pointy white collar is what first jogged our memory of the famous painting. And the Dawson's Creek alum is looking far more dapper than the pitch-fork fella' with a frown, but his monochromatic combo is equally muted.

So in a true battle, the A-listers win over the art, but this whole situation is making us want more life imitating museum moments. For starters, Miley as The Birth of Venus? Meryl Streep as Mona Lisa? And Lady Gaga as anything by Picasso?