We dare you to say the title of this post five times fast. While you do that, we'll try to figure out where to start with Nicole Scherzinger's insane outfit.
There is a huge difference between a tight jumpsuit and a full-on catsuit, and thanks to The Pussycat Dolls frontwoman, we can now explain that fact with a simple photo. This Julien Macdonald design looks like it was intended for the UK bobsled team! As far as we're concerned, aerodynamics are about the only reason a human needs to wear such skintight clothing.
Here's the thing about this obvious attempt at sexy attire—it doesn't look particularly flattering! Yes, Nicole has a perfect body, and there's no doubt that that slit up the entire left and right of her frame is hot, but without any real shape to the style, it just looks like an extra layer of skin. Metallic-patterned skin, but still.
We recommend Julien Macdonald re-market this piece as super sexy scuba gear, that is if bobsled teams from around the world haven't already called it.