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Tilda Swinton

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We have so many questions about Tilda Swinton's Valentino outerwear that we don't even know where to start.

Why is the Snowpiercer star wearing a heavy coat in the middle of summer? What exactly is this pattern, and why does it look like the Victorian version of camouflage? Is there another dress under there, and if so, why isn't she showing it off? And finally, is there a hood on that thing or just the world's most giant collar?

We realize that there are rarely answers when it comes to the Moonrise Kingdom actresses' attire, but this oversized overcoat is taking things to the extreme. Not only is it dramatic in shape, but we swear if this A-lister stepped in front of the wrong stone-colored surface, she'd totally disappear.

Though, considering our opinion of this look, that might be the best case scenario... Sorry Mr. Valentino!