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Milla Jovovich

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In fashion, like life, there's a first time for everything. Here, Milla Jovovich marks the first time we've ever seen a scroll-like barrel accessorizing the halter neck of a dress.

We'd offer the Resident Evil actress our congrats on her accomplishment, but we're too busy wondering what's in there! Ancient secrets? PR talking points? A tiny tube of lipstick?!

We were so distracted by this particular detail that we almost didn't notice the dress that it's connected to: A bright orange Armani Privé dress. In shiny silk. That's a whole lot going on!

So maybe that was the tactic behind the weird scroll all along? To distract people from the actual dress.