Erin La Rosa
Fri., Dec. 21, 2012 9:00 AM PST
We don't ever want to live in a world where JWoww and Snooki's Jersey Shore-spun ta-tas are out of our eye line.
For Snooki, they happen to be directly next to her eyes. Actually, JWoww's guidettes may be the same size—if not larger—than her head.
Be careful, babe, one false move in those gold platform wedges and you could poke an eye out!
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