In case you've missed this trend—and, seriously, you wish you've missed this trend—tacky holiday sweaters are hot this year. Now Katy Perry has propelled the craze to the next level with a sweater dress made from the rugs at Queen Elizabeth II's castle at Balmoral.
Either that, or Mrs. Claus is suddenly looking kinda busty.
Maybe Katy visited Santa to ask for a shag carpet dress under her Christmas tree this year. Maybe she was there to celebrate A Christmas Story, The Musical in New York, which is what we're told.
We probably should also say something about the blue platform boots: They match.
Looks like Santa's elves have their work cut out for them this year.