These three ladies attended the Breeders' Cup World Championships over the weekend in getups that even the stable boys wouldn't dare to wear.
For that, we've decided to enter them into a little race of our own that we like to call Fug to the Finish Line.
Behold, Teen Wolf starlet Holland Roden as she dashes toward first place glory in a skirt crafted from melted crayons and a white long-sleeved top she carefully stitched rows of doilies onto.
While coming up around the bend, in a close second place, is Jamie Lynn Sigler, who luckily spilled highlighter all over her trash bag dress to distract us from those horrifying ankle booties.
And trotting toward the finish line at a slow and steady pace is Elizabeth Banks in last place. We'll be honest, this blue and white print dress isn't awful, but it's not award-winning either, and we expected more from Effie Trinket.
When it comes to these Fug to the Finish Line misses, who are you putting money on for the next round?