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Christina Hendricks' Skintight Dress and Man Candy Accessory: Gotta Have It or Make It Stop?

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We don't hate Christina Hendricks' long-sleeved vintage dress at the The Pikey last night in Hollywood.

We especially don't hate that she gave each limb an accessory to cling to—the right, a turquoise clutch, the left, her hubby Geoffrey Arend.

It's just her smirk that has us laughing, really. It says, "Joan isn't just a pretend character, I am a sex kitten, bitches. I totally called my Mad Men stylist and asked her to dress me, so I wouldn't feel so frumpy and lumpy, and now you're all totally peanut butter and jelly. Right? Am I right?!"

Speaking of curves, check out Kim Kardashian in leather

Yes, Christina, you're right—so wipe that sassy smirk off your face. Or keep it. We aren't really staring at your mouth in a dress like that, anyway.

Unless we're totally off, in which case—what do you think? Is this a gotta have it or make it stop?

At least there's no wardrobe malfunction here, right?

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