Let's see: Fringe? Check. Bedazzled fishnet tights? Check. Swarovski crystals on a bodysuit? Check. Suspiciously well-timed engagement rumors? Check. Matching blinged-out mic? Oh, totally check.
If you haven't named this ass yet, don't blame yourself. You may just be confused at the absence of a certain underage-looking man candy who usually stands to her immediate left.
Can you guess who this behind belongs to?
Well, it's Jennifer Lopez, of course.
She's deep into rehearsals for her Dance Again tour, not that she needs an excuse to dress like that. We have a feeling that even the soles of her socks are encrusted in rhinestones.