Is it Kelly Osbourne's fault that she was given a $250K manicure for the Emmy Awards? No, no it's not.

Is it Kelly's fault that she's the cover girl for the fall issue of Fault magazine? Well, maybe.

And finally, is it Kelly's fault that her press on talons could double as steak knives for a party of 10? Yes, Kelly may have had something to do with that.

See our rack report for the 2012 Emmys!

Behold, the Fashion Police host as she claws her way to a magazine stand near you in a long-sleeved gown with lace overlay, chandelier earrings and a bouffant large enough to terrify the waves into placid silence as she stands on the rocks above them.

We want to find fault with this Edward Scissorhands-esque Fault look, but really—is it Kelly's fault? OK, we'll stop now.

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