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You may not recognize this butt unless it's wrapped in raw meat and pooping out another Madonna ripoff, but we'll pretend this is a mystery anyway.

So, ahem, gee, whoever could this be?!

Can you guess which incognito singer is coiffed in sentient cotton candy and draped in a dress crafted from moon dust and Andy Warhol's tears...?

Lady Gaga

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Oh, come on, it could only be Lady Gaga!

Either that or Dame Edna but, really, it's the Mother Monster. The "Marry the Night" singer touched down at Sydney's private jet base—of course—for the Down Under leg of her Born This Way Ball tour.

She paired her floor-length sheer beaded gown with a 40s-inspired blue coif, tan platforms and, apparently, her BlackBerry, because soon after her arrival, she Tweeted, "I'm here, I'm here! How I love Sydney! Thank you for the warm welcome at hotel. I'm such a lucky girl. Got to rest up before the big show!"

Something tells us that Gaga could totally sleep in that getup if she needed to.