We get it: Desperate Housewives is over and, for some people, this is very sad.
But in terms of exactly how many tissues Eva Longoria has gone through in her grief, we had no idea.
Until this week, when the actress showed up for the Golden Nymph Awards in Monte Carlo wearing the crushed innards of hundreds of Kleenex...
Actually, make that Marchesa Fall 2012 Kleenex—credit where credit is due.
The style of gown is supposedly called origami, but we call it super-absorbent. Onward.
At least the 37-year-old actress was smart in the accessories department, as she tends to be, laying off the necklaces and bracelets and letting her left boob do the rest of the decorating.
So, what do you think of Eva's floor-length paper...thing? Gotta have it or make it stop?