Look, if you're a big celeb you know the road to fame isn't as glam as the world thinks it is. You may get into the VIP section at Cannes, for example, only to discover that all the tables are taken by Demi Moore and her squadron of sober coaches.
So, what does a fashion-conscious gal like Diane Kruger do? She hires Dior to make her a dress that doubles as a two-top, natch.
And where was boyfriend Joshua Jackson when this photo was taken?
With a skirt that big where do you think he was? OK, we kid, but who knows what's under that thing!
The 35-year-old Inglorious Basterds actress wore this black-and-white giant jellyfish to the closing ceremonies at the Cannes Film Fest on Sunday, pairing the busy but chic look with a simple ponytail and a set of Boucheron stud earrings.
Time to come clean—we'd love to hate this getup, but we can't. If anyone else wore this dress it would be a fail but, like her evil twin Gwyneth Paltrow, ex-model Diane can wear anything and get away with it, and she knows it, and there's no use fighting a battle we can't win.
You look great, Diane, enjoy your victory.