Calling all couture cops—it's YOU Write 'Em Up time!

The Perp: Heidi Klum, in Brentwood, Calif.

Flared denim was back in a big way last year, but Heidi took it to a whole other level when she was spotted taking her daughters Leni and Lou (not pictured) to ballet class yesterday wearing a pair of enormous flared jeans. There's enough material there to steer a sailboat across the Atlantic!

Sweetie, you should really say auf wiedersehen to these crazy pants.

What do you think of the Project Runway host's cazh look? Write a clever caption below and we'll post our favorite here and on our Facebook page!

PHOTOS: Fashion Police

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