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"I hope Sarah only wore this hat once and then immediately donated it to the National Dumb-Ass Museum in Washington, D.C.," joked the Fashion Police host.
And that's not all. The hostess with the mostest talks sympathy sex, attention-seeking stars, and more!
So click in and get all of Joan's jokes that didn't make it on air in our sassy sartorial photo gallery.