In honor of last week's SAG Awards, Joan Rivers is sharing some of the gags cut from Monday night's Fashion Police: 2011 SAG Awards special.
Including this tribute to Sofía Vergara's perky assets: "They're not the SAG Awards when she's there. She walked in and they changed the name to the Way Up High Awards."
Not every actress got off as easily. See who rated as Least Supported Actress and the newcomer destined for the Taco Bell formal.
It's all the laughs that didn't make it on the air in one sassy sartorial photo gallery.