Caption Gwen Stefani's Funky Hot Mess

No Doubt singer steps out in crazy black outfit in the Big Apple. Write a clever caption about her getup and we'll post our favorite here and on our Facebook page

UPDATE:

SJP Says: "Gavin, you said we were going to a funeral, not an anniversary party!"

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Calling all couture cops—it's YOU Write 'Em Up time!

The Perp: Gwen Stefani, celebrate her eighth wedding anniversary with hubby Gavin Rossdale in New York City

The rocker's asymmetrical dress is busy enough with the one sleeve, the tiny cutout and all-over draping, but Gwen has to sneak in some extra WTF with sheer black footless tights. Why, hon, why?!

Tell us what you think of the No Doubt singer's crazy fashion. Write a clever caption below and we'll post our favorite here and on our Facebook page.