Aw, Madge, you never fail to impress.
While enjoying a night out in NYC with boy-toy Jesus Luz, the Material Mom works all sorts of cub-chasing material goods:
Coat resembling the hide of an an animal? Check.
Stringy hair with dark roots? Oh yeah.
Age-inappropriate minidress? Uh-huh.
Sky-high thigh-highs? You know it!
You gotta hand it to her, when Madonna decides to do something, she sure goes all out.
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