5/10
Twentieth Century Fox/Entertainment Pictures/ZUMAPRESS.com
A rom-com that's neither rom nor com, Steve stars Sandra Bullock as insufferably quirky-perky Mary, a crossword puzzle creator who falls for news cameraman Steve (Bradley Cooper) after one blind date. Convinced they're meant to be together, delusional Mary trails the guy across the country, because chatty stalkers are hilarious and not creepy at all, right? Eek. We want a restraining order against this hot mess.