OMG, like WTF?! Paris Hilton plays preening princess Cristabel, who refuses to date love-struck Nate (Joel David Moore) until she finds a man for BFF June (Christine Lakin). Ugly duckling June—with blackened teeth, hairy moles, and moustache—eventually morphs into a swan, but Hottie remains repugnant on every level. Unfunny gags pile up as Hilton coos lines like, "A life without orgasms is like a world without flowers." Imagine a world without this crap.
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