Bah! Screw goodwill toward men! In this crass, misanthropic misfire, a millionaire mogul (Ben Affleck) pays strangers (James Gandolfini, Catherine O'Hara) living in his childhood home to pretend they're his family. Affleck mugs so much you want to smack him with a shovel. At least we get to see Tony Soprano do that. If only the boss had whacked this turkey of a movie before it got to our table.