We fell for Lauren's California-girl looks and champion body after her star-making turn in Nike's delightfully naughty online-only "Bear Butte" ad, a skit of Olympic-level runners at an in-the-buff training camp, all under only the barest of pixilations. Wearing nothing—and we mean nothing—but Nikes and a red visor, Lauren gives a brief, funny interview behind a maddeningly placed guitar.
So forgive us, Lauren, for when we heard about your other YouTube moment, describing your U.S. 5000-meter championship as "just balls. All that was was balls," what popped into our head was: Don't they ever wear clothes?