We can usually count on Jennifer Lopez to bring some fierce divaliciousness, especially lately given all her American Idol appearances. So we're at a loss as to what to say about this Zuhair Murad gown. With all the silk chiffon draping and the sheer tulle capelet, it actually comes off kinda matronly, a word that has never applied to anything J.Lo-related! We must have entered an alternate universe. That explains everything.