Murphy claims he was just being a Good Samaritan when he picked up a troubled transsexual hooker at 4:45 a.m. in West Hollywood back in 1997. Perhaps so, but he definitely wasn't being a Smart Samaritan as cops pulled him over and arrested his passenger. Maybe because he was filming Doctor Dolittle at the time, Murphy thought he could talk to the animals. Chatting up critters? OK. Tranny hookers? Not!