Winner: Leave it to the Oscar winner to look as hot as heck with a buzz cut—and covered in filth!
LOSER: The wig has got to go—and so should have the idea for another Joe Dirt movie.
Winner: There's nothing like seeing the wrestler's big hunky backside on the big screen. Thank you, Amy Schumer.
WINNER: It's no fun watching Michael B. Jordan and Jake Gyllenhaal get the crap beaten out of them, but they make boxing look so good.
Winner: It was one of the year's most harrowing scenes to watch, but the Oscar winner's brutally real wailing proved why she's the best in the biz.
Loser: The hot Brit plays an equally hot super spy, but he never appears shirtless. Makes. No. Sense.
Winner: Schwing! 'Nuff said.
Loser: The Force wasn't with Han Solo during the making of Star Wars: The Force Awakens when a hydraulic door crashed on the actor's foot and broke his ankle.
Winner: New York, New York is a helluva town—especially in Carol and Brooklyn.
WINNER: The actress' footwear may have held up after spending hours running away from dinosaurs, but here's hoping Bryce gets some more sensible shoes in the upcoming Jurassic sequel.
Winner: With Joy, the invention of the household cleaning tool will hopefully inspire everyone to follow their dreams.
Winner: The space agency got a boost of public awareness with the release of the box office smash and Golden Globe-nominated The Martian.
Winner: Move over, Chewebacca! The Star Wars legend's pooch isn't even in The Force Awakens, but he stole the spotlight where he went.
Winner & Loser: Zac Efron's DJ movie may have had one of the worst opening weekends ever, but it also included the actor in a shower scene.
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