the real world (31 posts)
Real World: When Your Gay Sex Past Ruins Your Straight Sex Future
On last night's Real World, Dustin's secret gay porn past was finally revealed to his roommates. But Heather—Dustin's girlfriend—didn't want to believe it. So she decided to check out the website for herself and, well, let's just say the evidence was conclusive.
Real World Rule No. 1: If Someone Accidentally Points at You, Murder Them
Last night the kids on The Real World got a new roommate. Her name is Cooke, and all the girls hate her because she doesn't have a penis. Anyway, here she pisses them off even further by having the nerve to casually point at something that was in the vicinity of Heather. And when you're the new girl on The Real World, you do not let the other girls think you accidentally pointed at one of them, because they are drunk and crazy.
Real World: Gays Always Sniffing Underwear, Claims Underwear Sniffing Homophobe
Last night Adam was kicked off The Real World, which means the kids are getting a new roommate. And Dustin—yes, the same Dustin who has appeared in gay porn—revealed his homophobia when discussing who the new roommate might be.
The Real World: Rage Against the Chintzy Wall Hangings
On last night's real world, the government inched another day closer towards a shutdown, Japan's nuclear waste continued to spill uncontrollably into the Pacific ocean, and NATO accidentally bombed the Libyans it was trying to help.
But on last night's Real World, Adam got hammered and beat the hell out of a wall! So let's all forget about the real world for a minute, and enjoy The Real World...
The Real World: Mike and Adam, The Yin and Wang of Male Fidelity
On last night's Real World, Adam was telling the girls what he thought was a hilarious story about him cheating on the girl he's currently "kind of" dating. Surprisingly, however, the girls weren't amused. But fortunately Mike was there, who Adam used to explain his behavior.
Talking Trash on The Real World: Las Vegas
The gang of MTV kids pretending their world has anything to do with reality are enjoying the pleasures of Sin City, but it's not all body shots and loose slots.
Now they've got to attempt to get jobs—in addition to the ones they have on TV—and that necessitates an interview with a well-connected Vegas employment authority.
All-New Soup Tonight!
In tonight's bowl of liquid that you eat...
Celebrity Apprentice returns to your TV, as does the babbling vessel of bat shit insanity that is Gary Busey...
Two and a Half Men disappears from your TV, unlike the babbling vessel of bat shit insanity that is Charlie Sheen...
Entertainment Tonight airs surveillance footage of Lindsay Lohan shopping for her alleged stolen necklace, and it is far more shocking than most feeble minds can handle...
The Real World heads back to Vegas for season number 25, and the recently de-virginized housemate Mike heads back to the Bible for sexual encounter number 2...
And RuPaul's Drag Race says more with its crotch then it could ever say with its lips...
Choke this one back tonight at 10pm ET/PT!
The Real World: A Dirty Saint in the City of Sin
Season 25 of The Real World premiered last night, and once again they've returned to Vegas. So far, our favorite roommate is Mike. He's a good, religious boy who doesn't have much luck with the ladies.
But on the second night, Mike decides he's going to change all that, and brings home a couple willing women from the club. And then, well, then things got crazy...
Which Ex-Real Worlder Was Just Elected to Congress? (Hint: It Ain't Puck)
Now here's a house worth staying in—albeit one without a hot tub.
This former Real World: Boston alum managed to persuade a plurality of voters in the cheese-loving state of Wisconsin to elect him to the House of Representatives. Who is it? Read on for some clues...
Experience The Not Gay Experience
In its long and (let's pretend) lauded history, The Real World has introduced us to many a not-gay-guy. Chet and Ryan are perhaps the two most recent who come to mind. But, as the one and only Joel McHale is about to show you in this sneak preview of tonight's The Soup Presents: Housemates, Hot Tubs and Health Code Violations, there's a new MTV show that looks like it's going to up the not-gay ante...
Catch this bit and, oh, let's call it the rest of the episode, tonight at 10:30 ET/PT




