the hills (30 posts)
Bitch-Back!: Is Lea Michele Just Hungry?
Dear Ted:
I'm guessing what's "pissing off Lea Michele" is probably her superlow calorie/low carb/low whatever diet she's on. I know that whenever I cut too many carbs, I can be one cranky little be-yotch at times. Here's hoping she comes to her senses and returns to her former healthy yet fit shape. Hollywood has enough cadavers on parade already, don't you think?
—Bryn
Dear Diva Diet:
How right you are! We get bitchy as hell if you don't feed us here at the A.T., no joke. I'd say that's a big reason why L.M. always wears a sour puss. Funny how her shrinking waist size and inflating ego seem to have a direct link, huh? Wish she'd grab a burger and slap a smile on her face, as much as I heart her. And I do, swear.
Dear Ted:
Who has Nevis Divine known longer: his girl or Barrington Bang-Me? And if you were BBM, would you put up with this arrangement or would you be out the door?
—S
Kristin Cavallari Scores Chicago Quarterback
Is Kristin Cavallari's manhunt over?
The Hills' resident vixen isn't pining away over Brody Jenner anymore. She's landed a new guy: Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler.
According to a Chi-town source, the footballer, 27, has had a longstanding crush on K. Cav, 23, and arranged a meeting with the reality star after his pre-season game against the Arizona Cardinals Saturday (her ex's Matt Leinart's team!).
Shocker! Audrina Patridge Admits More Hills Fakery
Stop the presses!
As if we needed more evidence that The Hills is as fake as the castmember's bodies, Audrina Patridge is now admitting she never actually moved to the beach, despite what we saw in the series finale.
But she was frolicking by the surf yesterday at the Garnier Beach House, where she was laughing at the fact that fans come up to her and ask how she likes living in Hermosa Beach, the supposed location of the new house we saw in the show...
Jeremy London, Rachel Uchitel, Janice Dickinson Enter Celebrity Rehab
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Surviving an alleged kidnapping is one thing; surviving rehab with Dr. Drew Pinksy is another.
Jeremy London, who calls his drug addiction a "day-to-day struggle," has signed on for the fourth installment of Celebrity Rehab With Dr. Drew, VH1 announced Sunday.
Joining London are former-model-turned-reality-TV-whore Janice Dickinson,The Hills trouble magnet Jason Wahler, former Tiger Woods mistress Rachel Uchitel (yes, really), fallen former teen idol Leif Garrett, Frankie Lons (mother of singer Keyshia Cole) and oil heir Jason Davis. Filming for the upcoming season had been postponed because producers couldn't lock down a strong enough cast.
The Suprise Hills Finale They Didn't Want You to See!
It seems like just yesterday that we were introduced to a group of beautiful young people who never work but still somehow maintain lavish lifestyles devoted to shopping, lunching, drinking, clubbing and falling in and out of love.
Yes, we're talking about the children of The Hills, people so bland and annoying they make the Jersey Shore crowd seem downright intriguing. Actually, now that we think about it, it seems more like a wretched eternity that we've been watching this.
But anyway, it's all over at last. And respectful Joel McHale has cooked up the kind of decent Viking funeral the show truly deserves.
And you deserve even more, so don't miss your new Soup tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT.
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EXCLUSIVE!
Lauren Conrad's Got a Dark Side?!
Lauren Conrad is going dark.
No, this isn't a story about the former Hills star changing the color of her hair...
All-New Soup Tonight!
In tonight's fresh Soup...
Joel plays "Fill in the Blank" with Mel Gibson and discovers that his rants are actucally sort of cute and cuddly...
The Hills comes to an end and Joel reminisces about all the good murderous times he's shared with the cast of vapid twentysomethings...
Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston announce they've found true love, and Joel announces he's found their long lost "Uncle Fid" to give a toast and spit dip on your shoe...
The Bachelorette's Kirk introduces Ali to his dad, who in turn attempts to introduce Ali to her maker...
Wifeswap presents us with a mother who has a debilitating fear of both zombies and dictionaries...
And our Clip of the Week will literally make you want to hurl your feces at the TV...
Catch it all tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT!
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UPDATE!
Have We Been Had by The Hills?
The answer is yes. And we don't entirely know no.
The Hills went all Truman Show on us last night with a series finale moment for the TV ages that revealed ex-lovers (or so we were led to believe) Brody Jenner and Kristin Cavallari on a Hollywood soundstage.
Was the "reality" show all fake? Was anything ever for real? Here's what we know—and what one of the show's executive producers told us this afternoon:
The Hills: One Last Trudge
It's finally happened. The Hills, the show that has sparked so much emotion in all of us, assuming boredom is an emotion, is finally coming to an end. How will the characters we've come to know for all these seasons end up? As for Kristin, she's off to Europe, leaving Brody in a fit of macho pouting.
'Cause I'll be right here. Peein' in my pool.
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EXCLUSIVE!
Lauren Conrad's Worst Hills Moment Revealed!
Lauren Conrad may be The Hills' biggest breakout star, but her time on the show definitely had some dark moments.
Her worst memory during her run on the hit MTV reality series? Read on to find out. Plus, get the details on her father's shocking reaction...




