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Would You Wear R.Pattz Down There?

Robert Pattinson, Underwear

Did you know vampires are the big rage right now? Yeahh, neither did we. Everybody seems to be shamelessly trying to cash in on anything fang related, especially sexually.

Yesterday we introduced you to the vampire-inspired sex toy Succu Dry, but for you Twilight lovers who are just slightly more PG, you can get Robert Pattinson...down there! Talk about invasion of privacy.

Behold: R.Pattz undies. They're not for sale, alas, but they do beg the question: Would you cross the line and wear 'em?

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