The Awful Truth

Hello, you either have JavaScript turned off or an old version of Adobe's Flash Player. Get the latest Flash player.

Tell Ted All About It

Got a hot tip or bitch? Share it, and you might see it here!

Sign Up for the Awful Express

Get Ted’s freshest dish delivered to your inbox!

Awful Truth Archives

Click Here to check out The Awful Truth Archive.

Hello, you either have JavaScript turned off or an old version of Adobe's Flash Player. Get the latest Flash player.

EXCLUSIVE!

Two and a Half Men Crew: Ashton Kutcher Way Better Than "Hitler"

Tue., Aug. 9, 2011 1:53 PM PDT by Ted Casablanca

Angus T. Jones, Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, TWO AND A HALF MEN

Matt Hoyle/CBS / Warner Brothers

As you may have seen, the Two and a Half Men Crew is celebrating and happy again. And with good reason! "He's OK," a Two crew member tells us exclusively, regarding Charlie Sheen's replacement. "For now."

Whoa. Is this cast maybe a bit overly cautious?

You bet. So what else did they have to say?

RELATED: New Ashton KutcherTwo and a Half Men Promo

"I mean, come on," added the Two veteran worker-bee. "No offense to Ashton, but anybody's gonna look good when you're replacing Hitler."

As you're no doubt exceedingly aware, Sheen left the tumultuous set earlier this year, to the crew's great dissatisfaction. Crew members lost pay, CBS lost (ahem, fired) its star and Charlie Sheen started vomiting staged diatribes across America, as a result.

"We are hopeful," adds the Two crew member when asked how they feel about Demi's man taking over the top Two slot, "that Ashton is actually interested in the work."

Hey, Ashton, don't screw this one up, ‘K? Because, really, all you have to do is smile, show up knowing your lines and you've got it made!