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Afternoon Mail! Has Vicer Barbie Sinatra Been Axed?

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Dear Ted:
My university just went tobacco-free! In celebration, would you give me an update on my favorite new Vicer Barbie Sinatra? Has she dropped her habit yet? Has the network dropped her show...or her? Love ya and keep up the no-smokes habit!
—Knox

Dear Up in Flames:
Barbie's namesake might be able to pull off multiple careers (Nurse! Teacher! Doctor!), but Ms. Sinatra is having trouble even managing the one gig she's got. And while her boob-tube series hasn't been cancelled yet, it's only a matter of time. As for her habit? The worse her sitch gets, the more she snorts, of course.

Dear Ted:
You mentioned that Judas Jack-Off has dates some notable names. Any of these gals happen to be Vices in their own right? And I'm thinking a while ago.
—Mike

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Jackson Rathbone Talks Twilight 6, Jennifer Lawrence vs. Kristen Stewart!

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With a Twilight baby on the way and rumors of a Twilight 6 in the making, Mr. Jackson Rathbone's been one busy vampire.

So when we caught up with Jasper himself at the Gone premiere last night in Hollywood, we had to ask whether he's on board for a Breaking Dawn sequel and exactly how he feels about the Hunger Games hype.

So, what did the Daddy-to-be have to dish and has he picked a name for the future Twilight tot?!

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Oscar Fashion Flash Forward: We Dress Best Actress Contenders!

 Octavia Spencer, Jessica Chastain, Rooney Mara, Viola Davis, Michelle Williams
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With such a huge honor at stake, Team Truth just can't afford to play nice. No, we're not talking about which chicks will be named Best Actress and Best Supporting Actress at this year's Oscars…this is all about that Best Dressed list.

Since so much is riding on these red carpet-ready looks, we have decided to give some very well thought-out designer tips to our favorite nominees: Viola Davis, Jessica Chastain, Octavia Spencer, Michelle Williams and Rooney Mara.

Consider this a pre-Fashion Police intervention:

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Hunger Games Premiere Contest: Check Out Our Top 10 Red Carpet Looks!

Jennifer Lawrence, Hunger Games Poster Lionsgate

With wigs of every shade of the rainbow, luscious lashes, brightly colored lips and even a silly pink pooch, you readers have gone above and beyond to impress this Hunger Games-obsessed team with your Capitol Couture-inspired fashion.

And although we desperately wish we could give tickets to you all (we really do!), only one lucky tribute will walk away with two passes to the mucho-anticipated premiere. So after hours of agonizing deliberation, we present our Top 10 looks:

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Morning Mail! Chris Brown and Rihanna Spark Trouble...and What Else?!

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Dear Ted:
Before I throw up, please tell me Rihanna has not decided to go back to Chris Brown. The rumors are everywhere and since the music industry loves the coward, I guess there'll be no outcry from them. I thought she was smarter than that. Where is Jay-Z or someone intelligent to reason with her? I'm about to delete all of her music, which I love, off my iTunes. Talk me off a ledge here, Ted!
—Lexie

Dear Round 2:
Well, rumors definitely aren't going to die out that the twosome might be rekindling some sort of romance now that they're flaunting their reunion all over Twitter (and the radios, with their two new collaborations). It makes me sad because Rihanna spoke so wisely about the situation back in 2009 with Diane Sawyer. As for Jay intervening, I think Ri-Ri has made it very clear no one tells her what to do these days.

Dear Ted:
It really is tragic that Rihanna seemingly chooses to go back to Chris (who really doesn't seem to have grown up much), but many women have unfortunately done this before. I would like you to call out not only to the female public to take a stand against domestic violence but also the men. It is equally, if not more important, that men, step forward and clearly state that violence is not acceptable. On that note, Vicers like Coco Bop-It, Sock-It-To-You Sleazewad and Caesar Anchovy-Arse all deserve to get publicly called out on their bad behavior and suffer consequences thereby.
—End Rant

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Hunger Games Mall Tour Announced—Don't Miss Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson and More!

Hunger Games, Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson Murray Close/Lionsgate

It's your lucky day, Mockingjays!

If you're not fortunate enough to nab the two passes to The Hunger Games premiere from our red carpet fashion contest (remember, we'll be announcing the winners Feb. 29) then never fear, ‘cause there's another opportunity for you hungry fans to meet all of the fabulous H.G. stars.

And the best news ever?! A-listers like Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson, and Liam Hemsworth will be traveling across the globe, so if you can't make it all the way to Tinseltown, check out all the future opportunities for some Q&A with your fave Hunger babes!

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Afternoon Mail! Is Morgan Mayhem Cleaning Up Her Act?

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Dear Ted:
So has Morgan Mayhem landed any big roles recently? If so, has she really changed her ways or does she just have everyone fooled...or at least thinks she does?
—D

Dear Back at Work:
M2 has been trying to land a paycheck lately, I'll say that much, and she's not exactly picky about where it comes from. So she'll take any gig she gets offered—lately, that means more of the less prestigious ones. As for her habits…they're hardly a thing of the past.

Dear Ted:
How can The Hunger Games have no Vicers with Woody Harrelson and Lenny Kravitz in the cast! C'mon dude, you're losing your mojo!
—Gem

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Rihanna and Chris Brown Collaboration: Will You "Turn Up the Music"?!

Rihanna, Chris Brown Theo Wargo/Getty Images

Say it ain't so: Chris Brown and Rihanna are officially back together.

Well, musically, that is, but we're still in complete shock the R-rated singer known for her badass ways would actually collaborate with the man who violently assaulted her just three short years ago.

So, now that two remixes have officially hit the web with the formerly court restrained duo belting it out like best buds, we have to ask how you Awful readers are reacting…

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New Ask Ted Video! Is Taylor Lautner on the Prowl for His Next A-List Gal Pal?

Happy Mardi Gras, Awful readers! Let the Fat Tuesday festivities begin, ‘cause I've got all the answers to your burning questions of the day. So, will Taylor Lautner ever settle down with longtime friend Sara Hicks? And in light of Whitney Houston's untimely passing, are there any other celebs headed down the same path?

Plus, is Vanessa Hudgens really over Zac Efron?

All this and more on this week's episode of Ask Ted! And don't forget to subscribe to my YouTube channel for even more goss' on all your fave celebs!

GALLERY: Taylor Lautner: Movie Star!

Morning Mail! Is Leonardo DiCaprio Already Looking for a New Model GF?

Leonardo DiCaprio Roger Wong/INFphoto.com

Dear Ted:
What do you make of Leonardo DiCaprio and Erin Heatherton? I personally saw him roaming around Australia with tons of women, while he was supposed to be dating his latest model...Do you think he's an "open-relationship" type of guy?
Pinks

Dear Bikini Babe:
I have been hearing quite a bit about this Sydney trip of Leo's (sans Erin). I can't say that he is an "open-relationship" type of guy, but he is a guy. He's also definitely a statuesque-blonde type of guy. And the pattern holds true in this case. Rumor has it Leo had his eye on yet another leggy Goldilocks, so if I were you, I'd quit worrying about any of them, because as soon as you're satisfied Leo's settled down he'll be dissatisfied.

Dear Ted:
I was married to an abusive man for about 10 years before he permanently damaged me. I will never know another day without pain and will be in a wheelchair within a couple of years. My question is, do you think if Rihanna had spoken out against Chris Brown he would have continued to have a career? Reading about these women who want Chris Brown to beat them makes me wonder—if they knew the real pain and humiliation behind being beaten would they still want him to? I personally feel by not denouncing him, Rihanna made it seem OK. I loved my husband and thought I deserved what I got. I even covered for him, so I'm not judging her. I just wondered how you felt since you are my go-to guy for all things Hollywood.
J.E.

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