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Demi Moore Pal: Ashton Kutcher "Would Like to Think" Crisis Is All About Him!
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While the world listens with bated breath to the ridiculously frustrating 911 call and wonders about the whereabouts of Demi Moore's estranged husband Ashton Kutcher (not to mention Demi's three lovely daughters), let's face it, pretty much everyone's assuming this whole midlife debacle is all about Ashton.
Well, according to a friend who's known Demi for a very long time, Ashton—and everybody else—can think again on that score:
Weekend Mail! Will Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon Be Added to the List of Hollywood Breakups?
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Dear Ted:
With all these splits lately, I wanted to ask about a couple that I thought for sure would never last, but keep surprising me: Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon. It seemed like B.S. when they got married, especially after only six weeks! But they seem genuinely in love whenever I see them. Are they a cougar-cub couple that'll actually last? Love from my three kitties!
—Bobbi
Dear Meow:
While the pair does make an unexpected match, having kids does seem to be a sign of commitment. For now, at least. Not saying it won't last, but only time will tell. For the time being, let's just be happy for the couple and celebrate their staying together amidst all the H'wood breakups! Who'd have thunk it with that loopy gal?
Dear Ted:
As much as I love Naya Rivera and her talent—how much do you think dating a writer has boosted her story lines this year?
—Emma
Leonardo DiCaprio and New Model Girlfriend Hit Mexico…With a Very Serious Third Wheel!
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What's the best way to get over an Oscar snub?!
If you're Leonardo DiCaprio (who was recently left in the lurch when the Academy passed up his performance in J. Edgar), the perfect remedy seems to be taking your 22-year-old Victoria's Secret model GF Erin Heatherton to Mexico and partaking in some traditional down-south fun.
And, no, we don't mean piñata action and tequila shooters—we're talking zip-lining!
So does the couple that hangs together stay together?
Afternoon Mail! Where's Nelly Been Fanging Around? Plus More Blind Vice Updates!
Dear Ted:
You dished on a heap of Blind Vices but no update on the deliciously naughty Nelly Fang? I love you but please give your readers a little bit of gossip on his shenanigans...k?
—IkeaLover
Dear Fanging Around:
Nelly's been laying rather low, but it's been far too long since we've seen the fangtastic hunk on the prowl. In other words, except some new shenanigans, very soon.
Dear Ted:
Pease do tell: What's Chiquita been up to these days?
—A
Five Tell-Tale Signs That Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Have Split—but We Disagree!
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'Tis the season for breakups, apparently.
And when we listened off five tell-tale signs of trouble in other celeb couples (à la Heidi Klum and Seal or Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony), a few of you very persistent commenters saw the opportunity to weigh in on everyone's fave twosome: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart!
So guess what: We did the heavy lifting for you and rounded up the five most popular reasons you say Robsten's split…and our rebuttals:
Blind Vice! Drugged-Out Diva Says No to Rehab!
Meet Soheila Stuff-It. She probably won't remember meeting you, but what difference does it really make?
‘Cause that's the way Soheila likes it—drugged up halfway to Brigadoon to escape the burdens of being the downtrodden diva that she is. And when she's not partaking in a dabble of this or a hit of that, you'll likely find her drowning at the bottom of a bottle.
It's all terribly, terribly sad. Which is why Ms. Stuff-It's peeps are desperate to get the star into treatment stat. To which the always stubborn Soheila says:
Morning Mail! Heidi and Seal Split No Big Deal? Think Again!
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Dear Ted:
I honestly didn't see the Heidi Klum-Seal split coming. That one shocked me. As for the other couples, yes.
—Dollie
Dear Jaded:
You mean Demi and Ashton and J.Lo and Marc, for instance? Hey, I was pretty surprised by Demi and Ashton, as they had already been through a lot together—many hardships and experimentations in the marriage (which can bring people together just as much as it can tear them apart), shared interests, similar make-ups. But, alas, you're more interested in Heidi and Seal, which, I must confess, I'm not as much. Only because Seal's been passive-aggressively power-hungry with Heidi, from what I hear—just like Marc was with Jennifer. I mean, look at all the press time he's giving his separation lately! While classy Heidi keeps it zipped. Very tacky on his part.
Dear Ted:
Where do you get your Blind Vice info? You know anyone can go to your site and post this so called ''info'' and you actually believe them? Are you really that guidable? WTF is wrong with you?
—Lipkinlauren
Snow White Smackdown? Mirror Mirror Release Date Moves a Little Closer to Huntsman
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If Mirror Mirror is your Snow White movie of choice, we've got some bad news: You're going to have to wait a bit longer than planned before you can see it.
And we do mean just a bit. Because Relativity announced today that they would be pushing the fairy-tale flick from its intended March 16 release date to March 30—which puts it closer to Snow White and the Huntsman's June 1 release. Not to fear though, that'll still give them a very healthy head start over competitor .
Of course, the comparisons will still be there, no matter when these movies comes out, but instead how about we hear more about what Lily Collins has to say about her film...
Afternoon Mail! Which Gleeks Are Gettin' It On?
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Dear Ted:
I know you've shot down the Lea Michele-Cory Monteith relationship rumors numerous times, but if they really aren't an item, do you think their flirty Twitter banter (Cory said Lea's Candies shoot "looks pretty hot") and intimately posed photos are a publicity booster or an actual friendship? P.S. Love you and the Awful Truth—downloaded the E! app so I could have it with me all the time.
—Lanna
Dear High School Sweethearts:
Well, to be fair, Lea does look pretty hot in those pics. And she and Cory are definitely friendly—I never said otherwise. But they aren't as hot and heavy as some Gleeks would like them to be either. But Cory probably is a good match for Lea, these days…and she certainly doesn't mind fans getting in a tizzy speculating whether or not Finchel is the real deal.
Dear Ted:
You are the worst gossip columnist ever. People are looking to you for the story on Demi Lovato and all you can offer up is a quote from her publicist? What are you, Gossip Cop or something? Do your job and get on the real story! And at the very least, riddle me this...if Demi isn't in rehab, then where is she? She sure doesn't appear to be available to shoot these rumors down herself.
—Christina
New Ted Says Video! Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis—Stop Messing With the Media!
Last week the lack of PDA from my fave Hollywood couples got me all worked up, but this week? It's Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis who are driving me friggin' crazy! Find out why I think this couple should own up to the status of their 14-year relaysh. And what's up with Vanessa's very odd explanation for the duo's rumored demise?
All this and more on this week's episode of Ted Says! And don't forget to check out my YouTube channel to see what (and who) else has my blood boiling!
