Charlize Theron vs. Kristen Stewart: Who's Fairest in New Snow White and the Huntsman Photos?!
Finally. It's the day we've been waiting for—new Snow White and the Huntsman photos have popped up on the movie's official Facebook page and we get a close-up look at Snow White herself, Kristen Stewart!
And while we've been praising the likes of Queen Charlize Theron as she sports her crown of thorns and totally bitchy glare, we're so relieved we get another chance to check out the fairest of them all (since her voice is noticeably absent from the badass trailer).
Check ‘em out, fairytale lovers, these are shots you don't want to miss:
Afternoon Mail! Are Any Vice Stars About to Go Viral?
Dear Ted:
In the past couple of years there have been so many celebs caught on video that have gone viral (salvia, anyone?). On that note, how long until one of your closeted Blind Vicers is caught and outed? And who would you think it would be? It's hard to believe that someone like Seymour Plow-Me-More can stay behind the beard for too much longer, even if he does make everyone sign an agreement to keep quiet.
—Ella
Dear Sex, Lies and Cell-Phone Pics:
I actually am surprised that a few Vicers haven't been caught, especially the likes of Sey who enjoys getting it on in public places where any old witness could very easily snap a photo that would spread across the Internet like a bad case of crabs. But if I had to make a guess? I'd say Crotch Uh-Lastic.
Dear Ted:
Debbie Doobie has been bugging me for a while now, so I sat down and think I finally figured her out. Please tell me D.D. is Ginnifer Goodwin!?
—C
Caught! Jake Gyllenhaal Gets Lunchtime Cozy with Mystery Chick!
And we were just saying that Jake Gyllenhaal's love life seemed rather...unfulfilled lately!
That is, until we heard word from a trusty NYC source who filled us in on the latest deets of Jakey-poo's secret lunch date. Apparently Jake—who infamously dated the likes of Reese Witherspoon and Taylor Swift—seems to have snagged a mystery gal outside the limelight:
Blind Vice! Veronica Bee-Stings Hides Dirty Past to Land New Hunk
Whoever said a woman scorned is the thing to fear never met Veronica Bee-Stings! 'Cause, baby, it is our experience that a woman in love is far more dangerous!
Like the time Veronica was all smitten with that married dude, or the more available (but still shady) guy she had before him, the one she got the boob job for.
So, what's Veronica doing for her latest love?
Poll: Is Rooney Mara More Desirable Than Kristen Stewart and Jennifer Lawrence?!
Call it the battle of the franchise babes.
In a recent survey by AskMen.com, readers voted on the 99 most desirable women of 2012, and all three of our favorite beauties—ya know, Kristen Stewart, Rooney Mara, and Jennifer Lawrence—made the cut!
So, which badass be-yotch came out on top?
Morning Mail! Is Gwyneth Paltrow Brewin' Love…or Trouble?!
Dear Ted:
In the past week, Gwyneth Paltrow enjoyed a night on the town with Reese Witherspoon as well as dinner with Taylor Swift. Given that both Reese and Taylor have famously dated Jake Gyllenhaal—one of your Blind Vice Superstars—and rumor has it Gwyneth played matchmaker in at least one of those pairings. So I have to ask...is G.P. in the know about Jake's Vice?
—Regan
Dear GOOP for Two:
It's not like Jake's Vice makes him undateable…actually, quite the opposite for someone like Reese. That said, I'd probably trust Gwyney more with tips on making the tastiest free-range organic chicken pot pie or on some Waspy cleanse than with her dating tips. But then again, maybe it's time she find Jakey-poo a new love? What do you think?
Dear Ted:
Oscar actress noms feel so predictable. Play ugly, real-life, or a "worthy" role and get a nom. Not that Viola Davis isn't fab but I'm kinda bummed that my girl-crush Emma Stone is totally neglected (I thought she was the official leading actress in The Help?). You need skill to be a charming, sweet heroine…but that's an Oscar no-go.
—KL
Robert Pattinson Gets Giggly in Breaking Dawn Behind-the-Scenes Clip—Check It Out!
Bloopers have never looked so good! Or so bloody…
You all remember the Breaking Dawn birthing scene, right?! With all the blood and guts and babies and Edward Cullen ripping open preggo Bella's stomach to pull out their vampy spawn…Ick, we get queasy even thinking about it.
But if you peep this clip from the BD Part 1 DVD, you'll see filming the scene was more jokey than, well, pukey:
New Ted Says Video! Get It Together, Angelina Jolie!
As most of you readers have noticed, I've been so kind to Ms. Angelina Jolie, and have complimented the babe plenty for her directorial debut, In The Land of Blood and Honey. But I'm so over kissing up to Ms. J and can't help but sound off after the gal rocked her old-school gothic style at the SAG Awards last weekend. Seriously, Ang?!
Find out why I think Angie should ditch the goth look for good and rock some glamorous red carpet fashion.
All this and more on this week's episode of Ted Says! And don't forget to check out my YouTube channel to see what (and who) else has my blood boiling!
The Hunger Games Trailer Redux: Five More Reasons to Get Excited!
Holy Hunger Games overload! The main event must be drawing near because we're getting all sorts of goodness courtesy of Katniss (Jennifer Lawrence) and her crew—like the just-released trailer that shows off tons of new footage from the flick.
So like we did when the first trailer hit the net, we're compiling the best of the best for five more reasons that we cannot wait for March 23 (which, of course, is when HG hits theaters).
Now on to the action:
Is Blake Lively Trying to Fool Us All?
Turns out, Blake Lively's much less private than we first thought—just like Gwyneth Paltrow! Love all these stars' recent romance confessionals, don't you?
The Gossip Girl star just dished some secrets about her love life in the March issue of Elle, and we can't help but wonder if Ms. L.'s trying to tell a little white lie.
So, what has us calling Blake's bluff? And what did she exclusively reveal about her perfect romantic night?