Blind Vice! Chiquita's Latest Party Trick Titillates!
Have we mentioned that Chiquita is, well, bananas?
If her using her man-trapping nether regions to sleep her way to the top (or at least to primetime) or that outrageous diva 'tude (seriously, who does this broad think she is?) wasn't enough to convince you, well, maybe you're just as kooky as Chicky is!
Which means you'll love her latest party trick:
Morning Mail! Are Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Headed for Splitsville?
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Dear Ted:
Is it true that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have quietly separated? I noticed that the last time they were pictured together was during the Vanity Fair Oscars after party. Katie is currently in Connecticut filming and locals are saying that Tom was never there—which is weird considering how he would always visit whenever she's filming. Or maybe Tom's just busy? And oh, what do you think about Alexis Bledel as Anastasia Steele?
—Bella
Dear Trouble for TomKat?:
Way to sneak in a casting question, B! But to answer your first: Tom and Katie are just fine. Katie's simply busy filming and Tom recently gushed over his wife in the June issue of Playboy, plus they've got adorable Suri to keep the family together! Divorce rumors are always swirling around these two, so methinks the time apart is just a scheduling hiccup. Oh and as for Alexis? Already said, I'm a fan of the idea, but I'm still sticking by Lily Collins as my number one gal.
Dear Ted:
Seeing the Great Gatsby trailer (can't wait for the film!) has me thinking that it seems Leonardo DiCaprio is following in fellow A-lister George Clooney's footsteps: Good looks, respected career, short-lived relationships with models and other gorgeous women... Do you think Leo is so like George that he will remain a bachelor always? Xoxo,
—Kendal
EXCLUSIVE!
Lindsay Lohan's Elizabeth Taylor Biopic Gets Its Richard Burton—Find Out Who He Is!
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It's official! Lindsay Lohan has finally found a Dick for her Liz—and it comes in the form of True Blood hunk Grant Bowler, E! News has confirmed.
As you Elizabeth Taylor fans already know, Linds is scheduled to play the Hollywood icon in the Lifetime movie Liz & Dick, which chronicles Elizabeth's fiery marriage with her fourth (and fifth) husband Richard Burton (that'd be Bowler).
So what's the latest with Lindsay insurance policy now that casting's complete? Exactly how much sex can we expect and uh, what's up with that casual 18-year age difference between LiLo and Grant?!
Kristen Stewart and On the Road Costars Talk Getting Naked: "You Just Go For It!"
Between Snow White and the Huntsman's London premiere last week, On the Road's debut at Cannes yesterday (complete with a late night Robsten make out session) and the debut of new Breaking Dawn Part 2 posters today, we're surprised that May hasn't officially been dubbed Kristen Stewart month.
Or has it and we just missed the announcement?! Either way, we love that K.Stew is branching out into all sorts of new projects and we love even more that her big screen flicks come with hottie costars (looking at you, Garrett Hedlund).
And when we caught up with the two—along with Sam Riley—at the junket for On the Road, they couldn't help but gush over each other, well, when they weren't discussing getting naked, that is!
New Breaking Dawn Part 2 Posters Revealed! Are You Team Edward, Bella or Jacob?
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Does anyone even care about anything today besides those photos of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart smooching at Cannes?!
Well, if you can tear yourself away from the paparazzi-snapped flirt fest (we barely could), then you've got another treat ready for you: New posters from Breaking Dawn Part 2 featuring R.Pattz, K.Stew and Taylor Lautner in all their vamp-tastic glory (except for Lautner, of course who's doing his teen werewolf best).
So whose eye has caught your eye?! It's time to make the tough decisions:
Morning Mail! Will Britney Spears Be Bullied on The X Factor?!
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Dear Ted:
I agree with you about Britney Spears and Demi Lovato being picked for The X Factor, but I worry about these to emotionally fragile women being pounded by Simon Cowell's sarcastic digs during the season. Can they stand up to that? It could be a delicate situation. Cowell wasn't exactly nurturing last season. My five rescues send their best to you (dog, cats and ferrets)!
—Peggy
Dear Tabloid Trauma:
You forget, Peg, that going through all the drama has given this duo some seriously thick skin. Plus, they've come a long way from those darker days—one more so than the other, must confess—so I'm excited to see what happens on live TV. I wouldn't worry about Simon though, when it comes down to it, he's a sweetie pie and isn't setting Brit-Brit or Demi up for failure.
Dear Ted:
Why is Eva Longoria at Cannes? Don't you, like, have to be in movies? Xoxo
—Susan
Miley Cyrus Says Sex Is a "Beautiful" and "Magical" Thing—Too Much?
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It's been quite the week in the world of Miley Cyrus, and we're eagerly waiting for the babe's next controversial move (in her signature "Can't Be Tamed" style, of course).
And there's no denying the former Hannah Montana star's latest wardrobe malfunction coupled with her Thursday appearance on Lifetime's The Conversation With Amanda de Cadenet where she said "sex is a beautiful thing" has a lot of people hot and bothered.
So, has the 19-year-old starlet, who first appeared on Hannah Montana at the ripe age of 12, finally gone too far considering her young fan base?
Robert Pattinson Steps Out to Support Kristen Stewart at Cannes!
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What happens in Cannes…well, doesn't stay in Cannes, actually. Not when the whole world is watching and anticipating your every move, that is.
Which is exactly what happened for our favorite couple today at the On the Road premiere held in the French Riviera. As we first told you, Robert Pattinson hit the red carpet to support gal-pal Kristen Stewart as she debuted her anticipated adaptation of the classic novel.
And don't they just make one dapper couple?!
Kristen Stewart's On the Road Hits Cannes, but Was It a Hit?! Plus, Check Out New Clips!
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Kristen Stewart touched down in France in true K.Stew style (that means by flipping off the paparazzi; don't you love it?) and got herself all dolled up for the Cannes photoshoot promoting her movie On the Road.
And we double love the chic blazer and wild pants she donned for the event.
So is her latest film as big a hit as this fashion choice? Plus, peep some new scenes for the classic literary adaptation!
Lindsay Lohan's Elizabeth Taylor Biopic: Are LiLo's Demands Causing a Casting Couch Delay?
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Uh-oh. Looks like Lindsanity has fully ensued.
At least, according to Radar Online—which claims Lindsay Lohan is extremely unhappy with the casting choices for Richard Burton in the Lifetime movie, Liz & Dick, in which LiLo will play Elizabeth Taylor.
"Lindsay is being an absolute nightmare about who should play Burton," the gossip site insists after noting three possible front-runners for the role.
So, are Lindsay's demands already causing production perils and what the heck is up with the Burton casting couch (since there are only 13 days until filming is set to begin)?
