robin williams (6 posts)
Morning Mail! Is Justin Timberlake Rushing to the Altar?
Dear Ted:
Us Weekly is saying Justin Timberlake will marry Jessica Biel because he is afraid to lose her. Does she have that much control over him?
—Mariah
Dear Can't Believe Everything You Read:
Look, J.T. and Jessica seem to be doing fine and they might even get married someday. But I've said it before and I'll repeat: It ain't happening anytime soon. Justin is eager prove his playboy days are behind him though—just not desperate enough to tie himself down permanently.
Dear Ted:
I'm not buying that paparazzi are behind all the Ryan Gosling-Eva Mendes pictures. Why do you think he's publicizing this relationship in Paris? Arm-in-arm looking up at the Eiffel Tower? If that doesn't scream staged I don't know what does, which just seems very un-Gosling.
—XXOO
EXCLUSIVE!
Jane Lynch on Brett Ratner's Gay Slur: "I Feel Bad for Him"
Jane Lynch isn't sure if she thinks Brett Ratner should have resigned as producer of the Oscars, but she certainly wasn't bothered by his use of that gay slur.
In fact...
EXCLUSIVE!
Robin Williams' Oscar Advice for Eddie Murphy
It's been 25 years since Robin Williams cohosted the Oscars—and he still has no desire to do it again.
"I like to do some presenting," Williams told me yesterday while promoting Happy Feet Two (out Nov. 18). "Come in for a minute and get the f--k out and then just sit back and watch Jack [Nicholson] in the front row."
That's not to say he doesn't have some advice for hosting newbie Eddie Murphy...
No Fooling: Robin Williams Is Remarried!
Robin Williams had a license to wed and wasn't afraid to use it.
The Oscar-winning funnyman tied the knot Sunday with graphic designer Susan Schneider at Meadowood Resort in the Napa Valley, Calif., town of St. Helena.
"Let the wedding madness begin!" tweeted Williams' daughter Zelda the night before the ceremony.
And she wasn't just referring to her dad's massive beard, which he grew for his role as the tiger in Bengal Tiger at the Baghdad Zoo on Broadway.
Robin Williams Sparks International Crisis With "Redneck" Aussies
First Robin Williams pisses off Canucks with his rendition of South Park's "Blame Canada." Now it's the Aussies.
The Oscar-winning funnyman popped up on The Late Show With David Letterman this week and triggered a diplomatic dustup when he called the folks Down Under "English rednecks" following his tour there.
"This is an unusual country. I mean the Australians are basically English rednecks. You down there, how are ya? Good to see you, hello!" riffed Williams. "I realize that if Darwin had landed in Australia he would've gone, 'I'm wrong. I don't know what I was thinking.'"
Let the feuding begin...
Matt Damon Gets Honored Roasted
Matt Damon may have been honored last night with the American Cinematheque Award, but the tribute was more of a roast than anything else.
Charlize Theron got into the blame game, faulting Damon for one of Will Smith's few failures…
"In 2000 Matt and I starred in The Legend of Bagger Vance along with Will Smith, the only Will Smith movie that didn't make like a gagillion, million dollars," Theron said. "I reunited with Will in Hancock, which did great. So I guess it's you, Matt."
And she didn't stop there.
"That's not the only thing Matt and I have in common," Theron continued. "We're both Academy Award winners. Of course, I won mine in a real category and Matt's was just for typing up [Ben] Affleck's thoughts."
Affleck cracked that Damon recently called his father to tell him he finally snagged the role he's been waiting to do since he was a kid...






