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Owen Wilson: "He's Going to Be A Good Dad"

Owen Wilson Courtesy of Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images for Paramount Pictures
More from Marc Malkin

Owen Wilson not only surprised fans when he recently announced he was going to be dad, but then he one-upped himself when the baby boy was born just a few days later.

How'd he keep his impending fatherhood a secret?

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Bitch-Back! Hos, Housewives & Robsten—Of Course!

Kelsey Grammer, Camille Grammer Marc Stamas/Getty Images; Shahar Azran/Filmmagic
More from The Awful Truth

Dear Ted:
You recently referred to Kelsey Grammer as a "bucket of sleaze," but now you're quasi-defending him by quoting insiders from his camp. Make up your mind! And I think it's obvious, even to someone who has never watched a single episode of Real Housewives, that Camille is a class-A shrew. Kelsey might not be perfect, but clearly he's had a blue streak of bad choices when it comes to women. He and Kayte look to be the real deal. How 'bout we give love a chance?
Julie from Texas and her two rescue cats, rescue dog, and rescue crawfish

Dear Heated Over Housewives:
Jeez, doll, hold your whore-ses. We aren't reppin' any Team Kelsey/Camille T-shirts just yet—even though we're sure gold-diggin' goldielocks wouldn't mind the advertisement. All we're saying is that our spies tell us Kels and Camille were more business than pleasure, and that contract's up most def! All cheaters are sleazers in our book, but when your ex-wifey is that whiney and slow, it's no surprise it'll take a few days to breach that s—t!

Dear Ted:
It seems like some people still don't get it. Why is it that so many Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart fans are up in arms about our fave babe not going to the Golden Globes? So what if she doesn't go? They don't need to be at every single event together to show they are still very much a couple. It's part of their jobs. Seriously, why are some obsessing over it? If anything, why not talk about the future projects they will work on after Twilight. Now that would be interesting. Can we say Cosmopolis?
Lo

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Speedy Delivery! Owen Wilson's Baby Arrives

Owen Wilson Courtesy of Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images for Paramount Pictures

Well, that was fast.

Proving that he's a guy who can keep a secret, Owen Wilson and girlfriend Jade Duell welcomed a son Friday in Hawaii, just five days after the longtime bachelor confirmed he was going to be a dad.

"They had a son and everyone is doing well," Wilson's rep tells E! News.

The How Do You Know star has been making a home with Duell in Maui since last year. No word on a name yet, but we expect pure poetry from the man who cowrote Rushmore and The Royal Tennenbaums.

Congrats to the first-time parents!

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Owen Wilson's Next Role: Fatherhood!

Owen Wilson Courtesy of Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images for Paramount Pictures

Owen Wilson is getting ready to have a real-life little Focker of his own.

E! News has learned that the big-screen goofball is set to become a first-time dad with under-the-radar girlfriend, Jade Duell.

"Owen Wilson and Jade Duell are happy to be expecting a baby," says the rep for the 42-year-old Wilson.

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Movie Review: Even an All-Star Cast Can't Save How Do You Know

How Do You Know, Reese Witherspoon, Owen Wilson David James / Sony Pictures

Review in a Hurry: Writer-director-producer extraordinaire James L. Brooks (Terms of Endearment, Broadcast News) knows more about smart comedy than almost anyone on Earth. Lately, however, he seems to have wandered off (Spanglish).

In the horribly titled How Do You Know, Brooks is still wandering despite the great casting of Reese Witherspoon, Paul Rudd, Owen Wilson and, for a few scenes, Jack Nicholson.

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Owen Wilson Is a Real Whiz on the Golf Course

Owen Wilson may be a pisser on the big screen, but when it comes to the golf course, he's just, well, this pic pretty much says it all, no?

While hitting the links in Maui, the actor evidently decided there was no time like the present to put down the clubs in his bag and make use of the one in his pants instead.  

Ugh. Even Marley would have had the decency to look for a tree.

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Thankfully, the celebs in our Sweatin' With the Stars gallery are able to hold it in. 

Why Is Jennifer Aniston Still a Movie Star?

 Jennifer Aniston Humberto Carreno/startraksphoto.com
More from Ask the Answer Bitch

Here's a question: Why does Jennifer Aniston keep getting high-profile film gigs when her films (with very few exceptions, like Marley & Me) are stinkers?
—Freddie B., via Facebook

You clearly speak of The Switch, among other gems, but come now. Movies about misplaced semen are so fresh and unexplored, aren't they? And nobody can deliver them with that special all-American-jilted-cheerleader glow of Aniston's! Hater.

Anyway, I have the secret behind Jen's seemingly unnatural lifespan in filmdom, and it only partially involves a satanic grimoire and the blood of 40 virgins:

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Reese + Rudd = A Rom-Com With Actual Chemistry?

How Do You Know, Reese Witherspoon, Paul Rudd Sony Pictures

So, How Do You Know when you have a great movie on your hands? You look up and see Reese Witherspoon, Paul Rudd and the legendary Jack Nicholson all sharing the big screen.

Yep, the Oscar winners and the former bat mitzvah star have teamed up for How Do You Know. Check out the trailer!

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Top 9 Dumbest Talking-Animal Movies

Marmaduke, Kangaroo Jack, Garfield Twentieth Century Fox, Warner Bros.

This weekend, another entry into the elite canon of movies with talking animals will hit theaters: Marmaduke, featuring Owen Wilson and George Lopez.

As our own tiny ode to the creative forces behind these masterpieces (aka, not actually masterpieces) we've compiled a list of the top 9 worst flicks featuring chatty cockroaches, cats, kangaroos and other critters. Spot No. 10 has been left open for you to decide.

Behold, the list:

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Review: Marmaduke a Worn-Out Pelt of Dog Fur

Marmaduke, Lee Pace Joe Lederer/Twentieth Century Fox

Review in a Hurry: You can see the ending a mile away: Big dog creates chaos and annoys owner, but lovably teaches everyone about friendship and acceptance. A lame, worn-out story wrapped in a pelt of fluffy dog fur.

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