keira knightley (21 posts)
Watch Sexy Magneto Spank Keira Knightley in A Dangerous Method
If there's one person taking the summer movie buzz by storm this year, it's Michael Fassbender. The German-born star has broken out in a big way thanks to his smoldering performance as Magneto opposite James McAvoy in X-Men: First Class.
But if you were worried that would be your only dose of the guy with cool to spare, fear not. He's costarring alongside Keira Knightley in director David Cronenberg's A Dangerous Method. It's definitely hot, but because of some friendly, uh, touching, it's slightly not safe for work. Check it out...if you think you can handle it.
Keira Knightley's Latest Starring Role: Bridesmaid at Brother's Wedding
Keira Knightley colored things up this Sunday. And it had nothing to do with Easter eggs, either.
Rather, the actress donned a purple dress over the weekend to serve as a bridesmaid at her brother's wedding.
The event took place in Glasgow, Scotland, where Knightley's older sibling Caleb exchanged vows with designer Kerry Nixon.
The Pride and Prejudice star reportedly brought her new man, Klaxons rocker James Righton, as her guest.
Be sure to check back here later in the week when another young couple tie the knot. You may have heard of them?
Bitch-Back! Is Matthew Morrison Ready to Be a BF?
Dear Ted:
Matthew Morrison and Olivia Munn? How serious is this hookup and will it last?
—mookindahouse
Dear Glee Meets G4:
Scoop is that the two were spotted, and of course it was documented, at a New York Rangers hockey game Sunday night. The Glee star and Munn, who stars on NBC's Perfect Couples were holding hands and cuddling as they got über athletic cheering on the team. Hmmm, supposedly Olivia even got in a smooch. But watch out, babe, Matthew did an interview with Details just months ago saying he's an iffy kind of BF. All I'm saying is, they should both proceed with caution, especially him.
Dear Ted:
Strippa Rip-Ya's story is so sad. It's so heart breaking; I don't even consider it juicy gossip. Would you be able to give us more clues on Caesar Anchovy-Arse's identity? Is he in TV, films or music? Is his marriage with Strippa his first? I'm sure many of your readers would like to know his identity so we can stop supporting this abusive man's career.
—E
Bitch-Back! Who's Courting Jennifer Aniston?
Dear Ted:
I was so hoping Gerard Butler was going to be at Jennifer Aniston's 42nd birthday party. They are so good together, but it isn't going to happen between them, ever, is it?
—Heidi
Dear Hotmance:
Jen and Gerry equally got what they wanted from their brief fling, relationship, or whatever. Agreed, they were pretty smoldering together, but they both knew they weren't long-term dating material. I'll be surprised if either of them ties the knot, actually.
Dear Ted:
King Schlong's girl on the side sure gets around; in fact, she sounds like a Tinseltown bike, if you know what I mean. With so many notches on her belt, surely she'd be more than Vice-worthy. My question to you then is: Has our L.A. party honey had her own B.V. before and simply slipped down to a bit part for this one, or is she a new gal on the B.V. block and we have yet to hear of her Vices fully loaded?
—Lucy
Bitch-Back! It’s a Blind Vice Bloodbath!
Dear Ted:
My question is about Topher Hairy Tuchas. He currently has a beard with some baggage of her own. Is she a Blind Vice, and could you give some details on their relationship? Are they just good friends, or is he actually having a sexual relationship with her? She is always with him even while he is filming on location.
—Phreezing in Philly
Dear Cold Front:
Someone seems pretty confident over there. Topher's beard hasn't starred in her own Vice, but she's certainly been a sidekick in a few. Believe you me, their bed is icier than Tuchas' lady.
Dear Ted:
Does Nelly Fang's beard have a Blind Vice of her own, or has she appeared as a guest star in someone else's?
—Amanda F., NYC
Bitch-Back! Do You Love Robert Pattinson's New Love Interest?
Dear Ted:
I just read on Twitter that Keira Knightley is replacing Marion Cotillard in Robert Pattinson's new film, Cosmopolis! And I love it! I think that Marion is a great actress, but Keira is more fitting for the movie. So what do you think of this new pair? It's going to be smokin' hot or freezing cold?
—A
Dear Batman Who?
Looks like Keira is moving on to bigger and better things, and we love it. And after news hit that Anne Hathaway had landed the role of Catwoman in Dark Knight Rises, we couldn't help but worry about Keira. The relieving word is that Cotillard, like the rest of H'wood, will be sporting a baby bump too soon for the director's liking. You baby-up, you lose—well at least a crucial acting gig. Can't wait to see how those U.K. foreigners heat up the screen—scorching temperatures ahead, trust. That is if the rumors are true.
Dear Ted:
I'm glad to hear that Darren Aronofsky is Vice free, but your comment about him "wrangling the crazies" gave me pause. Is Rachel Weisz one of said "crazies." She seems really smart and cool, but what do I know? Also, is Sheila Yabos Australian? I can't think of an Aussie actress who fits the bill, but the moniker makes me think she is.
—Emily
Grab the Ben & Jerry's: Keira Knightley No Longer Getting Benefits From Rupert Friend
Guess it wasn't all good news engagements and babies over the holidays.
Putting an end to the rumor mill whispers, Keira Knightley's father has come out and confirmed that his movie star daughter parted ways with her live-in beau of five years Rupert Friend just before Christmas.
So what happened?
Fashion Police Gotta Have It: The Choppy Bob
The bob's never gone out of style, but the compact cut has gotten a modern-day makeover.
Stars like Scarlett Johansson, Keira Knightley and Nicole Richie have put an edgy twist on the hairstyle by lopping off their locks in uneven chunks. So instead of just one sleek but sedate length, the 'do has lots of stylish layers.
The look's a unanimous hit with our Fashion Police panel, who point out that besides being fresh, the cut's got plenty of flexibility since you can always go long with extensions if you want to change it up.
And when four out of four fashionistas agree on anything, it's gotta be good.
Leo & Blake Dine Together—Business or Pleasure?
Single and not to mention sexy, Blake Lively had even sexier company while dining at the NYC restaurant, the Lion, Wednesday night. Inception star and drool-worthy Leonardo DiCaprio was at the head of this dinner table and looking very much like a leading man.
With this gossip girl callin' it quits with costar and BF of three years Penn Badgley and spending a magical night at Disneyland with Ryan Gosling, we can't help but wonder: Is Leo her new rebound?
But then again, maybe should just take a breath and re-evaluate what makes a leading man...
Keira Knightley Targeted by Real-Life Pirates, er, Burglars
As if six stalkers weren't bad enough...
Now, Keira Knightley's got a burglar, too.
(Hmm, first fellow Pirates of the Caribbean star Orlando Bloom, now Knightley—quick does anyone know the whereabouts of that Pretty Wild chick?)




