january jones (69 posts)

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Dear Ted:
I don't really think anyone believes Ashley Greene and Robert Pattinson are getting it on. Some clearly do, but please clarify what you meant about Rob's type being debatable...as in he's interested in girls but not specifically Ashley? This Robsten dry spell isn't doing any of us any good.
—Laura

Dear Plain and Simple:
No. I was saying that if he were on the market, he might go for a gal like Ashley. Why not? As for the dry spell, puh-lease, as if most of the Twi-hard crew needed an excuse to be crazy. Less than two weeks until the premiere though, and I'm positive they'll be reunited before then.

Dear Ted:
I was wondering if January Jones' baby drama is affecting her role on Mad Men at all. Are the cast and crew annoyed that her personal life is overshadowing the show or are they supportive of her?
—Curious

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Dear Ted:
Jessica Simpson is obviously pregnant. I'm guessing the only reason she's not officially confirming it is so people keep talking about her. Am I right? She's not exactly an ultra-private celeb.
—Lauren

Dear Mucho Ado About Baby:
You're on the right track, babe. Rumor has it Jess has been trying to shop around the announcement to a couple different media outlets. Of course, Team Simpson has denied it and no magazine or tabloid has 'fessed up to making an offer. But maybe that's the hold up: The price isn't right.

Dear Ted:
What's the deal with Heather Morris and Naya Rivera? These two used to always gush about how they are real-life besties and used to always spend time together, now it's all Lea Michele and Naya and Heather seems to be MIA. What's the deal?
—Bereb

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Dear Ted:
We've played the who will-win-the-first-Oscar game with Twilight before. Now I have two similar questions about another cast. Out of the Glee guys and gals, who will win the first Oscar? (Or at least get nominated.) And who will have the best or longest Hollywood career?
—Bastiaan

Dear Destined for the Big Screen:
Duh, Ms. Lea Michele has definitely got the chops to go far in this business, but I'm thinking maybe she's more of a Tony kind of gal? Which, perhaps, leaves Dianna Agron to be our first Glee awardee—the girl can act, and she's definitely got those movie-star looks. Plus, she plays the game far better than people think.

Dear Ted:
If rumor is true, Lindsay Lohan has been asked to do a nudie spread for Playboy. I'd like to pummel whoever made this offer to her. It's not a way to "help" her by offering her a "job." It's not lending any credibility to any acting. Even if she never acts again, I wish she'd get her stuff together. Every time I see an L.L. article my mind is just screaming for someone to help her. But not the kind of "help" that equates to enabling. H'wood, please stop hiring this girl for anything until she gets clean. I hate to bode catastrophic, but I do fear that she's circling the drain and that things will not end well for her. Or maybe I'm being dramatic?
—Belle

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Dear Ted:
Just because you are George Clooney's gal-pal you get to hike up your price for personal appearances? Wow, says a lot to me about this relationship. Can I tell folks I am your gal-pal and hike my rate up, to at least a free drink! :) So what do you think of her increase?
—Dimples

Dear Why The Hell Not:
Look Dimples, fame makes the world go round and if Stacy Keibler can get a couple extra bucks from prancing around with Clooney, then more power to her. She is the one who will ultimately have to nurse the broken heart she will inevitably have, so why not? Plus, you should get something for being the latest red-carpet ornament with this guy.

Dear Ted:
What's your take on the rumor of Ashley Greene and Spiderman's Reeve Carney dating? Any truth there? Reeve's such a sweet and talented guy, not to mention gorgeous! I would love to see her settle down with the right guy. I'm tired of seeing her in the tabloids for being a "serial dater."
—Jlynn

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Dear Ted:
Sometimes I don't get where you are coming from. You're still rooting for Lindsay Lohan? Are you serious? Yes, the girl is a mess, but let's take a look at something here: She isn't particularly the nicest, honest, most hard-working actor out there. She lies. She steals. She's undependable, doesn't seem to believe she has a problem and seems to feel entitled to everything and owe nothing. I don't get where you still "love her" and all of the other crap you write about her. Bottom line: She's not a good person. And you still go on and on about her talent! So what? If someone doesn't want to help themselves, why are you even bothering?
—Mel

Dear Hard-Working Hater:
Did we ever say she was perfect? Nope, and far from it. But we do think she's a super-talented actress, and a brand-new role might be just the thing Linds needs to get back on track. And, of course, she's a spoiled-rotten celeb whose always blameless, but the point is to keep her away from Amy Winehouse's destiny, not push her closer toward it with our contempt.

Dear Ted:
My question is about those Blind Vice monikers you so cleverly coin. I think there is always a hint of the real identity within the name such as Ms. Morgan Mayhem, for example. Am I right about the B.V. monikers or do you just write down something that tickles your fancy but has no hint in it whatsoever? And do you leave us clues elsewhere in your B.V.s like in the list of who is not the B.V.?
—D

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Dear Ted:
When Lindsay Lohan is let off with another slap on the wrist, can we all agree to just quit paying attention to her? This would mean no more updates about throwing drinks, nasty teeth, nastier hair and unfortunate photo spreads. All but the most sadistic are well past the point of finding "entertainment" in her downfall. If we ignore her, she will go away—and perhaps (eventually) focus on fixing her myriad problems.
—CM

Dear Glutton for Punishment:
You've got a point, doll, but I don't think Linds is going to get off as easily this time. If you peeped the live stream of her court date yesterday, the judge was letting L.L. have it. Maybe her get out of jail card has finally expired? Either way, it's sad to see the broad cuffed again. Honestly, I'm really rootin' for her.

Dear Ted:
Do you know anything on Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev? I heard somewhere that their relationship was just for publicity and that he's got a lot of girls on the side? Does Nina know...or care?
—Laura

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