dr. oz (11 posts)
Loosen Your Bible Belt
"Why does God let people get fat?" you ask. Well, Dr. Oz, when Moses split the Red Sea, God decided at the last minute to change it into nacho cheese, and Moses asked if he take some along with him in a bread bowl. God felt really good that Moses liked his cooking, so he decided to give people food issues by creating some of them in His very fat image. Okay, you want the real answer? Because God isn't Richard Simmons!
Woman Airs Big Stink on The Dr. Oz Show
Dr. Oz makes it a point to cover the delicate health topics that so many people wonder about, but are embarrassed to bring up.
Today the good doctor hosts a woman afraid to reveal herself on national TV due to her seemingly unique problem: she farts after orgasm.
Soup Top 5: America's Next Top Model Scores One for der Fatherland
We'd love to write something clever but we're too consumed with trying to forgive ourselves for being aroused by Nancy Grace on DWTS. So let's just move through the shame cycle and get into the best of this week's Soup.
1. America's Next Top Model: The season's just kicked in, but already the judging is heating up. This week, hopeful Lisa comes under scrutiny for certain behavior that might have made her Germany's top model. In 1942.
One down, four await.
The Dr. Oz Show Slides Into Orgasm
When it comes to sex, Oprah's right hand man Dr. Oz likes to employ fun visual aids to explain the more bafflng elements of intercourse.
So what better way to illustrate how a woman achieves orgasm than having a man take a turn on a playground slide representing the female love tunnel?
She's probably faking it.
The Happy Vajayjay on The Dr. Oz Show
Affable Dr. Oz has become the go-to authority on all the health issues people who sit around watching television in the afternoon need to know about, and of course that includes sex.
Specifically, information regarding the vagina. And while he may have vast knowledge of said orifice, he doesn't actually have one himself, so he brought in an expert who does to discuss the state of the vajayjay in a woman's twenties...
FDA Disses Dr. Oz Over Poisonous Apple Juice Claims
Thirsty? Grab a water, for now.
Dr. Mehmet Oz revealed a shocking statement to parents on yesterday's episode of Dr. Oz: Many popular brands of apple juice contained arsenic.
The TV doc had a studio full of parents when he not only explained how he got this information, but pinpointed which labels had significant amounts of the chemical (and how much).
During the show, Oz made everyone aware of his efforts to contact the Food and Drug Administration in order to get its side of the story, but got no response.
Well, the FDA is talkin' now. And the agency has plenty to say about the expert's findings...
Today Reporter Blind to Blind Woman's Blindness
Remember the old days when reporters used to actually be aware of—what are they called?—uhh, facts, before they interviewed someone on live television? Well, forget about your memories and enjoy the cutting-edge skills of sexy co-host Amy Robach. Who, as a major network news journalist, is a sexy co-host.
Or maybe she's just confused after reporting on so many mutilation-by-chimp stories.
Speaking of sexy and so many other things, including chimps, Joel McHale will show you what TV hosting is all about on a fresh Soup tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT.
And until then, let a bowling-ball wielding Dr. Oz school you about the joy of strikes. The mind-blowing, earth-shaking, mutually satisfying kind...
The Dr. Oz Show Goes Bowling for Orgasms
When is a bowling ball not a bowling ball? When it's a cigar. Or a penis, as it is in the hands of Oprah's favorite house caller, Dr. Oz.
Here, the affable MD breaks down the confusing process of the female climax with an analogy any woman can easily relate to: bowling.
Shockers, Snubs and Sentimental Faves: Five Things to Know About the Daytime Emmy Nominations
Almost seems bittersweet, right? Some of your favorite soaps get canceled and then honored. If they were so deserving of accolades, why not leave them on air, right? But alas, that's showbiz, kids.
This morning, the nominations for the 38th annual Daytime Emmy Awards were unveiled, with General Hospital (call it the James Franco effect) scoring a leading 21 nominations. Hot on its tail (it's jealous evil twin of sorts) was The Young and the Restless, which earned 20, followed by Sesame Street, with 16.
But enough with the numbers. We want the snubs! The sweeps! The huhs?! So here are some cold, hard facts—five of them, actually—you need to know about the Daytime Emmy nominations.
Video: Teen Mom Leah Messer Really Doesn't Want to Talk About Corey, Thank You Very Much
Leah and Corey, you guys are killing us.
This early look at next week's Teen Mom-centric episode of Dr. Oz features Leah Messer, Kailyn Lowry and Maci Bookout, and based on how Leah is behaving at the moment, we've got a long way to go before our favorite underage parents reunite.






