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Save It or Sink It: What Did You Think of Are You There, Chelsea?
Are you there, viewers? It's me, Chelsea Handler's new comedy for NBC Are You There, Chelsea?
Inspired by the comedian's best-selling novel Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea, the new sitcom stars Laura Prepon as the titular character and, in an intriguing twist, Handler plays her sister Sloane. Don't worry, she wears a brunette wig, so it's not too confusing.
Now that you've seen it, we're curious to know what you thought of Are You There, Chelsea?
EXCLUSIVE!
Watch Now: Cocky James Van Der Beek Pulls Celebrity Rank on After Lately
What, James Van Der Beek smug?!
"He comes off a little smug, doesn't he?" Chelsea Lately staffer Chris Fanjola asks his entirely unsympathetic boss, Chelsea Handler, when she's asked to settle which one of them gets to wear the plaid button-down shirt that both Van Der Beek and Fanjola showed up wearing on the same day.
"Don't you have one of your comedy vests you can slap on?" an exasperated Handler asks her longtime guy behind the scenes, who has a deliciously squirmy moment in this exclusive clip from After Lately.
Does Hollywood Favor Good Girls or Badass Chicks?
Turn back the Hollywood time machine, and you may remember Angelina Jolie as the ultimate Hollywood badass.
Whether kicking major butt as Lara Croft in Tomb Raider, or sporting Billy Bob's blood as jewelry, Ms. Jolie rocked the 'tude before K.Stew even knew how to cuss.
And since Angie's busy looking back at her dark days, we couldn't help but notice Hollywood's newfound love for a real bad babe.
Dare we say, times are a-changin'?
A Winter Bone
A San Francisco man posted an ad on Craigslist in search for a "holiday girlfriend." The 28-year-old "small business owner" stated: "I want a girlfriend. But, I don't really want a girlfriend. I just want one for the holidays." I don't know what kind of game plan that is; the holidays are the worst time to date someone new. Who wants to bring a stranger home to meet your family or spend a bunch of money on some guy you just met? It's the opposite of a good idea. Apparently his reasoning is that people "hate" being alone on the holidays and this way you'd both have someone to bring to those "coupley holiday parties." But your friends would know you weren't previously dating anybody so really you'd just be showing up to those parties with a guy everyone knows you met on Craigslist. Mr. Romance claims that if the first meeting goes well, you'd be his girl until "11:59 p.m., Jan. 2, 2012." He's either already trying to extend this relationship past the holidays or not that bright, because 11:59 p.m. on Jan. 2 is not a holiday. I'll let you guys do the math on that and confirm for yourselves. Either way, this whole thing sounds like the plot of a bad Kate Hudson movie. This could either end with some incredible romance or a horrible homicide. I have my money on the latter: It's called The Craigslist Killer, and I saw it on Lifetime.
Jennifer Aniston Declares She's "Madly in Love"?!
Jennifer Aniston surprised the audience last night at Glamour's Women of the Year awards for a few reasons.
She wasn't on the list of expected celeb attendees and she didn't walk the red carpet, but suddenly Jen popped up in Carnegie Hall to present an award to E!'s Chelsea Handler.
Audience members also weren't expecting the actress to make a declaration that she's "madly in love"!
Justin Bieber: "Walker, Texas Ranger Is My Favorite Show!"
Chelsea Lately came down with Bieber fever Tuesday night.
But Justin Bieber was all about promoting his charity holiday album, Under the Mistletoe, so he kinda ducked Chelsea Handler's Q's about girlfriend Selena Gomez...or does he? And what's this about a video with Chuck Norris?
Hit the clip to find out!
Jersey Shore's The Situation: Master of Branding?
Would anyone care for a drop of The Situation hand sanitizer or a supercool ladies' tee with silver shades on it?
Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino stopped by Chelsea Lately to promote a variety of products he's selling on his new, official website, which just relaunched after crashing when 2 million guidos and guidettes squeezed in some Internet time between their GTL.
Oh, and if you're wondering what his status is with Snooki and what the hell made him think to head-butt a solid wall, then check out the clip.
PHOTOS: Jersey Shore Hits Hollywood
Did Orlando Bloom Go Commando in Three Musketeers?
Leave it to Chelsea Handler to get to the really, um, intimate details.
Orlando Bloom caught up with the E! funnylady on Chelsea Lately to promote his new movie Three Musketeers, which comes out this Friday. While talking about his somewhat-evil character, Bloom revealed that he bought really nice boxers for the role—instead of going commando like usual—because he felt that his "balls had to be really well-protected."
Check out the clip to hear more junk talk , plus the actor's thoughts on fatherhood.
Jane Lynch Pulls a Switcheroo on Chelsea Handler
We can't imagine anyone telling Chelsea Handler what to do. But it turns out Jane Lynch can!
Watch the Glee star work some of that Sue Sylvester charm on the Chelsea Lately host. Plus, hear all about the Emmy winner's new book, Happy Accidents, and why she's a "dog person" not a "child person."
Sarah Michelle Gellar Dishes On Her "Most Embarassing Moment Ever"
Can you believe a supercool babe like Sarah Michelle Gellar ever feels chagrin? Believe it or not, she does.
In fact, the Chelsea Lately guest dished to Chelsea Handler about her "most embarrassing moment ever." Hint: Chelsea was involved. The Ringer star also chatted about missing her labor contractions while in Pilates class. Yikes!
Hit the clip for all the scoop.




