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Audrina: Hot for Leatherface!

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Audrina Patridge is obviously a busy woman. So much so that she's able to fill at least 22 minutes a week with her whirlwind life on Audrina, and that includes taking a meeting with her folks Lynn and Mark about the new beauty line she's endorsing.

But as far as mommy Lynn is concerned, skin cream, schmin cream.

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Audrina: Shooting People in an Earthquake With Lynn Patridge

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Last night, Audrina's family went to a gun range because, of course, it's not enough just to put braindead, emotionally excitable people on TV, you have to put guns in their hands, too.

And it turns out Audrina's mom Lynn is a pretty good shot. Which should come in handy for the post-apocalyptic hellscape she thinks she may have to survive. 

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Sex Fish for Dinner on Audrina

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Last night the walking blow-up doll Audrina and her brother went out to dinner with their parents to talk about planning a family vacation, as well as to debate whether oysters make you horny.

Which one of those topics do you think made it into this clip?

 

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Audrina: Donald Trump Kisses Something Other Than His Own Ass

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Like a herpes sore with a comb over, Donald Trump continues to flare up all over the crotch of pop culture when you least expect him. Case in point, his appearance on last night's Audrina, where he gave titular Audrina's mom Lynn a little thrill. 

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Audrina: Ya Know, Mom, There's a Nicer Way to Call Your Daughter a Small-Breasted Slut

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Last night's eponymous show saw Audrina Patridge, her sister Casey and their mom Lynn head to New York so Audrina could go to fashion week and do what she does best: stand and breathe while people take pictures of her.

But before Lynn and Casey could watch Audrina perform her special talent, they had to go shopping for dresses and get into a stupid argument.  

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EXCLUSIVE!

Soup Blog Exclusive: New Audrina Trailer, Now With Pork

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Audrina premiered this week. It's a new reality show that follows the life of Hills star, Audrina Patridge. We're saying that in case she's reading. She needs it explained to her. But now, without further ado, please enjoy this alternate trailer for her new show...

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Audrina: Making Love to the Camera, But Hopefully Not the Cameraman

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Last night was the premiere of Audrina Patridge's new show, Game of Thrones. She played Eddard Stark, the Lord of Winterfell, and she showed her might by decapitating a deserter in front of her 10-year-old son.

Of course last night was also the premiere of Audrina's other new show, Audrina. And in this one she did what she does best: stand there and breathe while other people take pictures of her. Although this photographer, Willy, was especially creepy.

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Reality Family Feud! Audrina Patridge's Mom Calls Out the Kardashians!

Kris Jenner, Kim Kardashian, Audrina Patridge, Lynn Patridge Michael Caulfield/Getty Images; Jason LaVeris/FilmMagic

Calling out E!'s first family? On our watch? Oh no she didn't.

In advance of the launch of glassy-eyed Hills alum Audrina Patridge's new family-centric reality show, her mother Lynn has taken a swipe at reigning reality dynasty the Kardashians, calling out the clan for their allegedly fake ways.

Try and keep up with this…

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Bitch-Back! Could The Office's Cutsey Nerd Actually Be a Dirty Boy?

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Dear Ted:
I'm pretty sure you've mentioned John Krasinski and Emily Blunt in your blolumn. Help me remember though, as a couple or individually? Do the two engage in any Vice-worthy behavior? Is this a true romance or a fauxmance?
Sunshine

Dear Vicing Behind the Desk:
Married couples are the best of Vices. But John and Ems aren't as dirty as we all wish they would be. Even though I bet that sexy accent of hers totally turns him on in the bedroom, we want more, obviously. Emily seems like a doll, and this romance is real. Granted, the two don't really seem to go together, but sometimes that opposites attract crap does actually work. That said, it will work even better when they start Vicing it up to spice up their married life. Maybe that's what they've been working on since they're hardly ever seen out together?

Dear Ted:
Is Miley Cyrus Me-Me Dallas? Is King Schlong David Beckham? Just throwing some guesses out there! My pups say hi!
—lcm_1972

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Audrina Patridge Is Stripping Down...Again!

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Audrina Patridge is proving that The Hills are still very much alive!

The reality TV star has stripped down for a sexy new ad campaign that leaves very little to the imagination...

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