Listen up, ladies. Soup fan Munson has discovered this revolutionary new product in the shape-wear world, the Body Shaper, essentially a way to strangle your midsection into a form that would not have been popular in the days when "Rubenesque" was the ne plus ultra of foxiness.
One thing to look for is the wasp-waisted honey they've chosen to model this thing, who clearly has no use for it. But the real treat comes at 1:10. We won't spoil it, but if your sense of humor falls anywhere near Beavis and Butthead territory, you'd better take that bong hit somewhere around 0:23 or you're going to waste it when you begin hacking with laughter.