The Prop 88s! Will Smith, Zip It About Unzipping It

Will Smith must stop talking about sex in our Prop 88s

Oh dear, do we really have to endure a whole 'nother year of movie stars talking insipidly about how much they plow their wives at home? Is this really necessary for celeb entertainment followers? We say not! So if ya want to stop the fake-horny madness, too, just vote now!

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The Prop 88s: Day 10

Which Prop Should Be Passed?

<b>Will Smith</b> must cease talking about how often he <i>schtups</i> <b>Jada Pinkett-Smith</b>. His acting isn't good enough.

Will Smith must cease talking about how often he schtups Jada Pinkett-Smith. His acting isn't good enough.

26.8%

<b>Ted Casablanca</b> has to stop droning on about Prop 8 and Mormonism&#8212;he's worse than <b>Jennifer</b> is about <b>Angie</b>.

Ted Casablanca has to stop droning on about Prop 8 and Mormonism—he's worse than Jennifer is about Angie.

24.5%

<b>Eddie Murphy</b> must apologize to the world for making <i>Meet Dave</i> and <i>Norbit</i>. Box-office restitution required.

Eddie Murphy must apologize to the world for making Meet Dave and Norbit. Box-office restitution required.

7.9%

<b>Sarah Jessica Parker</b>, in the <i>SATC</i> sequel, confesses that life with Big has been worse than her taste in hats.

Sarah Jessica Parker, in the SATC sequel, confesses that life with Big has been worse than her taste in hats.

3%

<b>Donald Trump</b> and <b>P. Diddy</b> cannot put their names on anything ever again. They go bald and insane.

Donald Trump and P. Diddy cannot put their names on anything ever again. They go bald and insane.

19.8%

<b>Russell Crowe</b> has to go on <i>The Biggest Loser</i>. And win. Without throwing scales at people.

Russell Crowe has to go on The Biggest Loser. And win. Without throwing scales at people.

3.8%

<b>Daniel Craig</b> must replace <b>Daniel Radcliffe</b> in <i>Equus</i>. Who cares if he's 20 years too old?

Daniel Craig must replace Daniel Radcliffe in Equus. Who cares if he's 20 years too old?

6.3%

<b>Selena Gomez</b> and <b>Miley Cyrus</b> star together in the MTV movie <i><b>Lindsay</b> and <b>Sam</b>: Blog Bitches</i>.

Selena Gomez and Miley Cyrus star together in the MTV movie Lindsay and Sam: Blog Bitches.

8.2%

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