LA County JailIs it National Britney Bestie Week? Britters releases an album and ages another year, and all of a sudden, all her old chums come out of hiding?
Kevin and Alli Sims both had Brit-related bitching going on (Alli agreed with me, of course, that Spears is getting performance-pushed way too soon after bald-ville), and now the former, and very first, Mr. Spears, Jason Alexander, rises out of the ashes in the form of this darling mug shot.
Dude got busted for probation violation (from an original DUI back in '04), of course, and will be serving days in the slammer, as a result.
Oh, gotta say, J's got that brooding look down pat; plus, he's a lot more tolerable when not being able to speak. And look at that Clark Kent neck! We can almost see what Brit-Brit saw in him, though at the time of their wedding, Spearsie was prolly looking through drunk goggles. We'd maybe do him—but only for one night in Vegas and then have it annulled the next day.
But the point is, who the hell else is going to be so conveniently coming out of Brit's closet of the past, now that she's rereemerged? Sam Lutfi will open a boutique wig collection at Luxe? Justin will use this as a reason to go back and bash B on SNL? Just wait!